THE APOCALYPSE RULES!! #1

Rule #1: Cardio

One good way to greet the apocalypse, is run. When the undead approach,greet them by running away if they are slow,or,if you are the one brave mother,take them out swiftly and without much sweat.

Rule #2 : No Corners

Zombies love corners,don't they? Pinning you in,or hiding in them,Corners are the cheap move of the apocalypse. Before you remotely let down your guard,check your coners,and remember your placement. A cornered animal,is a dead animal.

Rule #3 : Watch your step!!

One bad way to enter the room,is through the roof. Be the drops big,or small,always mind your footing in abandoned buildings or out in the world. One of these days,you WILL land on something as stubborn as you are!

Rule #4 : Self Care

The best way to roam the apocalypse,is well rested,well fed,and well clothed. The apocalypse waits for you patiently,your stuff in hand,and with a big,genuine smile. Always be ready to return the favor,be it blessing or curse!

Rule #5 : Silence

A quiet zombie is a happy zombie. No need to eat brains when they're napping. Stay relatively quiet and alert,they're happy to leave you alone and let you work. Whenever you can,simply mind your manners.

Rule #6 : MOST IMPORTANT : Save your money!

Even with zombies,bandits,and money hungry settlers as the far as eye can see,it is always important to keep your pockets lined with Dukes. Even a single one can save you from death!

////ZOMBIE BOOTCAMP SCENARIO////

You have broken rules 2 and 3,and are trapped in a room with a reinforced door,it's relatively empty. You can hear a zombie snoring on the other side of the wall. What can you do without breaking any more rules?