The darkness faded and I began to hear voices one frantic, one calm, and one that was completely done with everything.
"Calm down Anne, it was only one soul that got pulled out of the cycle, we have sent a letter to the Overseer of that realm explaining what happened it shouldn't be a problem as long as it doesn't happen again in the next 1,000 years." Said the calm voice.
"Weshouldn'thaveriedtoopenportals, weshouldn'thaveriedtoopenportals, weshouldn'thaveriedtoopenportals." As you may have guessed that was the frantic one.
"The fuck do you mean "we?" It was your idea you absolute donkey of a primordial goddess! If I wasn't here to stop it we'd be drowning in souls!" Done with everything voice.
'Well this is going to be fun,' I thought. I start to get up and see the voices. One was a woman dressed in a black dress, the kind you would see at a funeral, and a raven skull mask covered most of her face. Another was a little girl dressed in a yellow sundress. Then there was an old man, dressed in a wizards robe and swinging a staff at the girl.
'Time to see if my clothes made it to wherever I am.' Looking down and seeing that I was in fact in the clothes that I died in with all my gear even! So I started to do the safety check, that works, that works and that's done it.
I looked towards the "gods" of here and see them still fighting. A sigh escapes my lips and I level my rifle just upove their heads and fire.
All of them pause and slowly turn their heads towards me. 'Why are their necks sounding like rusty hinges?' The girl shouted "Oh I don't know maybe it's because you fired a weapon at us you fuck!!" 'Ope they can hear thoughts, better try and not think about being bedded by the woman in the raven mask.'
The girl and old man had their mouths open in disbelief and the woman was laughing. "What a beautiful laugh." I can't help but utter. She looks at me amused, "I've never had a mortal think about bedding me before." "Sorry, anyway who won the war, where am I, why are y'all acting like it's the end of the world?"
The girl takes over "Your allies won, you are in a limbo over our world, and I brought you here by accident ripping you out of your cycle of reincarnation and probably pissed off whatever God ruled your world." When she stopped to take a breath a letter popped in front of her and fell to her feet.
The old man got the letter and started reading. 'To the primordials in charge of the world that just yanked one of my souls, best make sure the soul is well or I'll come over there and tan your backside so hard that'll be mistaken for leather.'
I blinked "Wow, didn't think God would get so mad over little ol' me?" Another letter popped in front of me. 'There are multiple gods on your world, I was the one in charge of where you lived and am pissed about not getting to meet you in person. I have blessed you, all the gear you have on you is unbreakable and limitless. All the ammo you need for your guns and supplies. Good luck.'