Konoha.
At Tsunade's house.
Shishou was lying comfortably on a long wooden bench in the small courtyard, enjoying Shizune's massage.
He had to admit, Shizune's cool, small, and white jade-like feet stepping on his back felt really comfortable.
This time he came to Konoha mainly because, after consuming many Hashirama White Zetsu in the lab last time, he didn't use them on Hyuga Rimei.
So, he came to help Tsunade awaken the power of Hashirama.
After all, the extract was derived from Tsunade's grandfather's remains, so naturally, he had to take care of his granddaughter.
Of course, the main reason was that the quantity of the Hashirama cell extract was limited, and using one portion meant one less portion, so it couldn't be wasted.
"Shishou, I've been up here for quite a while. Can I get down now?"
Shizune, standing on Shishou's back and holding the wooden railing beside her, said with a flushed face.
She didn't mind giving Shishou a foot massage.
After all, she had agreed to even more perverted requests from Shishou, so she didn't mind this.
What made her uncomfortable was the sports uniform Shishou made her wear, which made her feel like she was wearing a swimsuit...
Although they were in her own courtyard, the ninjas in Konoha liked to run on rooftops, so there was a chance someone might see them.
Also, using her feet was quite tiring.
Moreover...
Thinking about this, Shizune looked up towards the pavilion in the courtyard. There, Tsunade, wearing a white cheongsam, sat drinking beer, occasionally glaring at her and Shishou.
Yes, Tsunade's cheongsam was also Shishou's idea.
"Alright, switch!"
Shishou waved his hand, letting Shizune off the hook, who quickly ran to the pavilion and wrapped herself in a coat.
Seeing Shizune's actions, Tsunade pouted, "That jerk set up an illusion barrier around the house a long time ago; no one else can see us."
"Really?" Shizune looked at Shishou in surprise.
He had just tricked her into thinking someone was peeking...
Hearing Tsunade's words, Shishou was displeased.
If that was revealed, how could he enjoy Shizune's shy expression?
Thinking about this, he said to Tsunade, "Little Tsunade, why haven't you come over yet? I can't wait any longer."
Although helping Tsunade awaken the power of Hashirama and increasing her chakra was a plan Shishou had long prepared.
But that didn't prevent him from collecting some rewards along the way.
And his reward, naturally, was the costume changes and massage services from Tsunade and Shizune.
"Hmph!"
"Let's see how I deal with you!"
Tsunade downed her beer in one gulp and walked out of the pavilion.
Shishou grinned as he watched Tsunade approach.
In the cheongsam, Tsunade's perfect figure was displayed to the fullest.
A slender waist, ample bosom.
Bright eyes, fair skin.
With her exquisite and cold makeup and her thick blonde hair tied up, she exuded both the aura of a strong woman and the charm of a mature beauty.
"Do I look good?"
Seeing Shishou staring at her, Tsunade spun around in front of him, smiling.
Shishou nodded repeatedly.
Tsunade, with a new interface, certainly looked good!
"Hah, men!"
Tsunade snorted lightly, obviously in a good mood.
Coming to Shishou's side, Tsunade extended two white jade-like fingers full of flesh, pressing on Shishou's spine and sliding from his neck down to his tailbone.
Crack, crack~
Shishou's bones made cracking sounds, making him squint his eyes in comfort.
"Hmph, ignorant!"
Seeing Shishou's expression, Tsunade pouted.
As the top medical ninja in the ninja world, Tsunade was very familiar with the human body and was naturally very skilled at massage.
However, given her status and strength, no one but Shishou could enjoy her services.
Hearing Tsunade's taunt, Shishou said nothing, quietly waiting for her next move.
Then, Tsunade pursed her lips, took off her sandals, held onto the wooden railing, and extended her feet wrapped in black stockings.
Looking at Shishou beneath her, Tsunade spat.
"Pervert!"
...
Not long after, a tired Tsunade sat on Shishou's back, swinging her legs and looking at the sky, saying:
"Staying in the village is so boring."
"I want to go out, but I'm afraid of making the old man sad."
Hiruzen Sarutobi's health was deteriorating day by day, and Tsunade didn't want to upset him further.
Shizune came out of the pavilion with three bottles of beer, handed them to Tsunade and Shishou, and said, "Shishou, since you have the Flying Thunder God, why don't you take Tsunade-sama out for some fun?"
"If we go, we go together, not with this stinky man," Tsunade pulled Shizune over and kissed her on the cheek.
She knew Shizune wanted her to have some alone time with Shishou, but she couldn't really leave Shizune behind.
Then, Tsunade picked Shizune up and placed her on Shishou's waist.
With Shishou's current physical condition, not only could he bear the weight of Tsunade and Shizune, but even a few more wouldn't be a problem.
Lying on the long bench, Shishou took a sip of beer and looked at the two women sitting on his back, saying helplessly:
"Are you trying to murder me by crushing me to death?"
Even though Shishou was thoroughly enjoying it, he kept his expression neutral.
Tsunade snorted coldly, "We've been pressed down by you so many times; it's time for a change."
With that, she stepped on Shishou again to vent her anger.
This man always teamed up with Shizune to bully her.
Hearing this, Shizune's face turned red with embarrassment.
Tsunade-sama really dared to say that!
Grabbing Tsunade's jade foot, Shishou laughed and said:
"If you're bored in the village, how about we go to the moon?"
"Tch, that's the moon, it's impossible to get there," Tsunade took a sip of beer and retracted her foot.
She felt like she wasn't punishing Shishou but rewarding him.
"Tsunade-sama is right. I saw a meteor crash into the moon a few nights ago," Shizune said, swinging her legs and drinking beer like an innocent girl.
Shishou laughed, "That was actually me fighting someone on the moon."
"Tch, who would believe that? It's impossible to get to the moon."
"I agree with Tsunade-sama."
"It was really me fighting someone," Shishou insisted.
"Where's the proof?" Tsunade raised an eyebrow.
"Where's the evidence?" Shizune echoed.
"There's none!" Shishou said matter-of-factly.
Then, he tossed a shuriken into the air.
Next, Shishou, along with Tsunade and Shizune, disappeared and reappeared mid-air above the courtyard. As Tsunade and Shizune started to fall, he quickly caught them and smiled:
"I'll take you there once, won't I?"
Seeing Shishou was serious, Tsunade was slightly stunned, "You really went to the moon?"
Shizune also looked at Shishou in astonishment, "Was it really you who caused the meteor shower?"
"Of course!"
With that, Shishou took Tsunade and Shizune and disappeared again.
After a few flashes, he, Tsunade, and Shizune were on the surface of the moon.
Seeing the night sky and the blue planet in the starry sky, Tsunade and Shizune were dumbfounded.
"Is that the planet we live on?!"
Shishou shrugged and said with a smile to the two women:
"Come, let me show you something."
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