Prince Gabrielle walked up to the trembling old man with the confidence of someone in a fancy perfume ad. His voice was smooth and calm as he said, "Hand over the pouch." It wasn't a command; it sounded more like asking someone to grab coffee. But the old man wasn't buying it. Shaking like a leaf in a storm, he reluctantly held out the pouch, treating it like it might explode at any moment.
When Gabrielle opened it, shiny platinum coins spilled out, catching the sunlight like they were made in a magical workshop. The crowd gasped loudly, their jaws practically hitting the ground. It was the kind of shock you feel when your crush posts a photo with someone else—pure disbelief.
(Gabrielle Takes Charge)
Gabrielle stayed cool, holding up the coins as proof. "These are platinum," he said calmly. "Yuki told the truth."
(Yuki Celebrates the Drama)
Yuki, of course, was thrilled. Clapping her hands like she'd just seen a world record broken, she shouted, "PLOT TWIST, BABY! Plot armor saves the day again!" Turning to Gabrielle, she added with a smirk, "Next time, let's add explosions and doves flying in slow motion. Let's make it cinematic!"
(Gabrielle's Final Blow)
While Yuki laughed, Gabrielle stayed serious, staring at the old man like someone trying to fix a Wi-Fi problem. "You've been caught lying," he said coldly. "Guards, take him away." The old man's face fell, and he was led off like a villain who just lost his big moment.
(Yuki's Parting Words)
Yuki couldn't resist a final jab. "Better luck next time, Gramps!" she called. "You should've known you can't beat the main character. My plot armor's unbreakable!"
(Yuki's Lesson for the Crowd)
As the crowd began to leave, Yuki turned to her imaginary audience. "Alright, folks," she said with a smirk. "Today's lesson? When someone tries to mess with you, just let them embarrass themselves. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show."
(Yuki's Finishing Move)
She popped her last takoyaki ball into her mouth like a star in a snack commercial, muttering, "Might even take his wallet too," with a cheeky wink.
(The Old Man's Last Attempt)
Even as the guards dragged him away, the old man yelled, "She must've stolen those coins from someone else! No way she's that rich!"
(Yuki's Final Word)
Yuki just shrugged and smiled. "Maybe I'm just built different," she said casually.
(The Takeaway)
So, what's the lesson here? Sometimes, the best way to handle life's nonsense is to stay calm, add a bit of humor, and let the chaos unfold around you. Laugh it off, enjoy your snacks, and let others trip over their own lies. It's all about winning without even trying.