Chapter 3 - WangMingTang

"The scenery on top is imaginable for mortals.

While the cruelty of this world eating their bones, changing their fate... To the bitter end.

Such was Human.

Beast...

Worse than Beast.

Their lust for power keeps their own selves shackled.

Their greed for gold buried themselves in their own filth.

While thinking of beauties...

Such was the ode of mortal."

~Chen Er

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Wang Rotten yu : (OwO)b

Wang-Girl eyes were filled with admiration!

Sparkly!

'is this the side of Chen Er that I've never seen!? So handsome!'

(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) (Excited Wang Ruoyu.jpg)

'I thought Chen Er life is always filled with cultivation! But, it turns out, his life is actually filled with artistic concept! Sugoiii!!!'

'he always cultivate at home! But how did he gain this artistic concept, I wonder?'

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Another plane:

Syura: *hetuii!! (Sneeze.jpg)

'handsome reader seems to be thinking of me'

(*Ehem, go read my other novel 'kay.)

(I may or may not update it later xD)

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Feeling sparkly gaze over him, Chen Er didn't seem to mind.. and even had a heart to show off.

"Ehem, Wang Ruoyu... This mission of us is to investigate the ruckus on the west area of the Dingus Kingdom, so prepare yourself."

Wang Ruoyu nodded, the words passed through from the left ear to the right ear of Wang Rotten Yu.

Twitching his eye as an ick, Chen Er further explained:

"This time, they actually straight up requested elder help, so be serious!" Chen Er said in a commanding tone.

But Wang Ruoyu's sparkly eyes didn't seem to waver! It even has a more star-like pattern on her eyes!

(Wang Ruoyu: Woof Woof!)

'fak this, this girl is hopeless!'

Chen er even felt that if he were to spit, someone would straight up cut into the trajectories of his spit, and swallowed it!

Yes! It was this Wang-Girl!

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Yangmintang Town, West Dingus Dynasty

- Wangmintang Restaurant -

A man and a women in black robe are sitting, wating their food.

Wang Ruoyu: "Nee, Chen Er.... do you really enjoy this food?"

The girl face were red, and her teary eyes were sparkly as if she were going to cry in any second.

Chen Er whose eyes were also filled with water:

"Yes... (goble) why? aren't woman supposed to like spicy food?" 

The guy answered while eating his food.

Chen Er doesn't know, but this stereotypes was only seen in his previous world, and it was only for Asian woman! as for Western women, you could ask her coh fee and branded food to be uploaded in their social media profile.

And for this world, coupled with his "greed" for spicy things from his world, it multiply to a large extent that even if he of this world haven't try spicy food since birth, his soul were actually forcing him to do so.

And for the girl of this world, they usually just want to have some tea, and other things to calm themselves, especially when they are in their "moon phase."

Wang Ruoyu who watch Chen Er gobbled up his food thought to herself:

'Finally, my Chen Er opened up his heart for me!' and so and so...

her mind were filled with praise for Chen Er, that the Author could only fingered *(type) a few of them.

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Sipping up his Ice Tea as a finisher, Chen er gets up, gettingready to investigate this Yangmintang Township.

At first, Chen Er didn't see any oddness in this town, but upon having been in this town for period of time in incognito, the level of weirdness just kinda leveling up and down like a bungee jump.

Not in a sense that could be described in word.

It just feels as if this town has been like this from the beginning!

such illusion were too advanced! Abnormal even!

the Town should have a slum or a black-type of market, a dangerous area, or a placebo effect where it shows a class-difference. But here, it just doesn't make any sense!

As for getting separated from Wang Ruoyu to investigate, Chen er immediately shot down such toughts.

An ally is better than not having an ally at all.

And don't think that Wang Ruoyu is stupid, in terms of brain, he got 2 "melons" to supp-, ehem, wrong tought, her getting appointed as an elder is definitely not only because of her cultivation level! and nor becouse her family power, but mainly because of her achievement in the sect that supported her through here!

Except when in love, Her IQ is always online!

Chen Er: 'Sharingan!'

Although he said so, it was actually just Chen Er circulated his qi to his eyes to see better—to see through falsehood and illusion! Nothing special! and there's no making his pupil red or anything.

Seeing that Chen Er uses his pupil technique, Wang Ruoyu asked:

"How is it?"

Chen Er: "still the same; I didn't see any difference, and there's no such thing as a devil power.

Devil Power is a dark-like substance in Qi, devil cultivator has a dark-like substance in their qi, a sign that they have cultivated the Devil Power. - Book of Legend

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" So it seems like our task will not be fulfilled..." Wang Ruoyu felt distressed.

"humm..." Chen er nodded, didn't answer as he's still full from dinner.

"Anyway, let's go back, beside, it's me as the guarantee." The boy shrugged.

Wang Ruoyu felt uncomfortable:

'Because it's you as the guarantor that I felt not at ease! Hah! Men! QwQ'

As a Task, the person who pick up the task is the guarantor, and to abandon it without doing anything is a huge no! no!

And there will be punishment waiting for them, and for an elder-level task, it is even more cruel!

"Go on! let's go home! go sleep go bed!"

Wang Ruoyu: 

("QwQ)

'Brother! please be serious!'