Darkness kind of fumbled around me. I felt myself entering a dark room. There was kissing. My lips explored a girl's soft lips. I fell to the bed. Somehow, my clothing managed to make it off. Hmm… which slave girl was I enjoying this time? Her skin was soft, and her body was small. Ah, couldn't be Lydia. She was too short. Her breasts were flat. That ruled out Shao and Celeste.
Ah, no tail didn't that mean it couldn't be Miki. Ah, Terra, you little minx. I could even smell a hint of dirt. I ran my hands through her long curly hair. Eh? Terra doesn't have long curly hair! W-wait… who am I in bed with? My thing was between her legs. A small adjustment and I'd be inside her. Wait, wait, wait!
I broke my kiss away and started casting Refresh, Cure Poison, and healing spells. Just as my brain started to focus, the door slammed open.
"Cheater!" Shao screamed loudly enough that the entire inn could hear.
I leaped up, but I was in bed and wrapped around a girl. As my eyes went down, I saw the young girl I had seen on the outside of town. My body turned numb and my mind began to flee.
"Y-you!" I barely managed to get out as a gasp.
"Hah…" She looked up, her eyes still filled with drunkenness and arousal. "I didn't agree to a threesome."
More of the girls came running into the room, and there I was lying naked and entangled with a loli girl. This was a nightmare. Shao's expression was really scary, but even the other girls covered their mouths in surprise.
"So, Master does like this type." Terra touched her chest and nodded with a pleased expression. "Terra won't lose!"
"This… ah… this isn't what it looks like!" I tried to defend, even as the young girl sloppily kissed my neck.
"You fiend!" Shao cried out. "Cheater! Rapist!"
"Geh!" I felt her accusations like blows to the heart.
I really was the scum of the earth. I got a young girl drunk and then had her in bed. My life was truly over.
"You're a monster! A —- ow!" Lydia knuckled Shao on the head suddenly.
"Will you stop? Isn't Master the Lord of this city and your Master?"
Shao rubbed her head. "Y-yeah… why did you hit me!"
"Master can sleep with whoever he wants!" Lydia sniffs. "If Master wants to taste the local market, we girls should encourage it."
"Mm…" Terra nodded. "That's why I convinced her to challenge Master to a drink, so they would have sex."
"Terra! You did this?" Shao gasped.
"Master must learn to love flatness! Too many big fatty things on his diet aren't healthy!" She glared at Shao's chest.
Shao wasn't very big, only about a size C, but she still covered her chest at Terra's glare.
"Exactly, I also made sure Master made it to bed alright." Lydia nodded and crossed her arms. "Master's sex life is naturally something a good slave should encourage."
"E-even so…" Shao stomped her foot stubbornly. "You all don't understand. In our world, a girl this young… it's a crime!"
"Exactly!" I added. "I'm a bad person! Definitely, don't go easy on me!"
I felt bad about it, so how could I let my girls wave it off like they always do!"
"Young? How is she young?" Miki asked.
"Look at her! She's a young girl!" Shao pointed accusingly. "Even if I must accept my love Deek will fornicate with women, how can I let him become a child lover! A pe-pe-pedo-"
"Don't say it…" I looked away. "I know, I messed up. Please, punish me."
"Y-yes, Master! I-I'll get the whip to properly punish Master immediately! I'll work Master over, even if it takes all night! You'll definitely bow down before my adult body and no longer covet youth."
"Ah… wait… what kind of punishment are you planning?" I shook.
"No, I'll definitely reprogram Master so he only loves me!" Shao continued.
"Wait… what happened to punishment?"
Suddenly, her attempts to help me turned into something selfish. Shao tried to run off, but Lydia and Terra grabbed her and stopped her from leaving.
"I think you have the wrong idea!" Miki shook her head. "That girl isn't young at all!"
"Eh?"
"I don't know what y'all on about." The girl got up and stretched. "Sorry if I played with your man. Well, it's not like we could have sex, even if we tried."
I blinked. "Why's that?"
"I'm a dwarf, silly. I ain't just small everywhere. How do I say this… it won't fit?"
"Wait, how old are you?"
"22?"
"Oh… thank the gods!"
Even though it was rowdy with Shao trying to get her brainwashing tools and all the other women talking and joking, I felt relieved. I'll take my victories where I could get them. I didn't have sex with a minor. All was right with the world.