Isn't it about meeting and making friends?
Lu Shu heard this meaning, as if he was about to get married.
So at this moment, I'm in a cold sweat.
"First of all, before my daughter marries you, you need to take your house and car. Oh yes, you don't have a car yet, just the house. The property certificate needs to be changed to my daughter's name, it's my daughter's name, not shared by the two of you. This way, you can also show your sincerity, right?"
The woman said.
"Oh!"
Lu Shu nodded with a wooden expression.
My most expensive property is worth eight billion yuan. I thought to myself, would you dare to give it to me?
Hehe.
"Secondly, it's your parents' problem. Do you still have an older sister? This needs to be agreed in advance. In the future, if your sister gets married, the dowry money given by the man to your sister cannot be refunded and must be deposited into my daughter's account. My daughter will also be responsible for managing your salary and the money earned by your parents. Of course, your parents cannot live with you. Your family is in town, and if your parents want to come to the county to play for a few days, they must go rent a house or stay in a hotel!"
Women are humane.
"Did you hear me?"
The woman asked again.
Lu Shu nodded like pounding garlic and said, "I heard you, I heard you, you said you said you!"
Lu Shu not only nodded, but also took out a small notebook and pen from his own bag, memorizing them stroke by stroke.
On the first blind date, Lu Shu really gained a lot of experience, lying down! Lu Shu wants to know if there are any more stringent conditions.
After all, if it weren't for the introduction by Su Ting's colleague, Lu Shu would have doubted whether these two people had cheated on each other.
The woman was delighted to see Lu Shu so well behaved and foolish.
Continuing:
"As for the third one, it's the issue of wedding appearance. Where does my daughter work? Don't I mention it, right? Hehe, when the time comes, all the big shots will come. Your wedding car can't be lower in quality. Daughter, how about Audi?"
The woman was uncertain and asked the girl.
The girl lightly brushed her hair and said, "Let's stick to Mercedes Benz and BMW, but BMW must be at least seven series or above!"
"Okay, then Mercedes Benz and BMW, you can choose from them!"
The woman said to Lu Shu.
"As for the fourth one..."
"Is there a fourth chapter? Isn't it the third chapter of the Constitution?"
Lu Shu opened his mouth in an O-shape and asked.
"You!"
At this moment, both the woman and the girl raised their heads and gave Lu Shu a white glance.
"Ao, I'm sorry, fourth and fourth, you said you said I'm listening!" Lu Shu looked serious.
"The fourth is the dowry for marriage, and we don't need it much either. We just need to pay attention to a grand scheme, let's have a colorful and green atmosphere!"
"Wait for Auntie, how much does it cost to have a colorful and green scene?" Lu Shu said with a bitter smile.
"Pooh, it's really stuffy at home. With all the colors and greenery, it's probably 150000 yuan. We don't even look at savings books or bank cards, we just need cash. This is our family's rule! Of course, this is the dowry for engagement, as well as the money for clothes that your family gave us when we got married. Also, I need to mention one thing to you. Our family spent a lot of money on finding this job for my daughter, and her younger brother still has to study, so we won't accompany you! Anyway, our family hopes you two can have a good time together, that's all!"
"Ao! Can we still get along well?" Lu Shu nodded clearly.
"Ah? What are you saying?"
The woman was taken aback.
"I agreed! You keep talking!" Lu Shu smiled.
Of course he won't marry anymore, he's just curious about these conditions at the moment.
"Hmph, the fifth thing is the most important. After my daughter gets married, you can't touch her for three years. This is the rule in our hometown, and after three years, you must get my daughter's consent before you can touch her!"
Women are humane.
Lying trough!
Lu Shu's pen fell to the ground at this moment, he was simply stunned.
"You don't need that expression either. Think about it, how difficult it is to marry a wife now. Besides, my daughter, who is both beautiful and elegant, has a decent job. You can dream and enjoy it!"
The woman just finished speaking.
The girl suddenly covered her mouth and retched a few times.
"Mom, help me go to the bathroom! Shit~"
After speaking, with the help of the woman, the girl went to the bathroom while retching.
Lu Shu's sweat flowed down his forehead.
To be honest, if it weren't for Li Xiao's worries, Lu Shu wouldn't have come.
And in this scene, Lu Shu even wanted to run.
I took a tissue and wiped the sweat off my forehead. Lu Shu was also feeling a bit impatient and planned to go to the bathroom.
Unexpectedly, when I passed by, I heard the woman patting the girl's back and saying:
"What's wrong? The reaction is so intense?"
The woman is worried about asking.
"Mmm, this little rascal kicked me again!"
"Sigh, it's all said. What's bothering you to pay attention to? What's going on with a black devil?"
Women are humane.
"Mom, don't say that to Jack. Jack is not an ordinary black person, he is a black person from M country! He said he will definitely come back to find me in three years!"
Outside, ten thousand Caonima horses had already rushed past Lu Shu's forehead.
At the same time, she was also struck by these two women's thunder, with an outer focus and inner tenderness.
No wonder emotions are so beautiful and so anxious to make a move.
Are you in a hurry to find the successor?
And marry one get one free, and also give a little black egg as a gift?
No, we can't play anymore. If we play again, we won't be able to end it!
Lu Shu thought to himself.
I want to find Li to laugh at them, they obviously hid out.
At present, Lu Shu had no choice but to sit back in his seat.
Not long after, the two women also returned.
"Alright Lu Shu, did you understand what we just said? If you understand, then you can find a suitable day to go back and try to get married this month!"
The woman hugged her shoulder and said.
"Wait Auntie, I have something else to say!"
Lu Shumu said in a wooden tone.
"Ah? You still have something to say, okay okay, okay, you talk!"
The woman said impatiently.
At this moment, Lu Shu looked at the girl and said, "Can you let me see you?"
"Didn't you watch it? What else do you want to see?"
The girl frowned and gave Lu Shu a white look.
"I mean you lift up the skirt, let me take a look first, I'll inspect the goods first!"
Lu Shu said.
"What?"
The eyes of the woman and the girl widened instantly.
Oh my god, it's a blind date now, and this hotel is not of low quality. In such an occasion, this person actually said such vulgar and shameless things.
"Are you really sick?" The girl suddenly stood up and dropped her glass.
"His mother, I can talk with you two for so long without illness! I'm really enough. What kind of goods? How can I put forward so many conditions!"
Lu Shu couldn't help but curse directly.
This is like treating oneself like a fool. At first, it was okay, but after returning from the bathroom, Lu Shu became more and more angry.
I just want to find fault.
"Bastard!"
"Pop!"
The woman was even more difficult to deal with, with a fierce expression on her face at the moment. She grabbed her hands randomly and rushed over, slapping Lu Shu's face.
"Get the hell out of here!"
"Pop!"
Lu Shu slapped the woman in the face and slapped her back. Lu Shu's strength was not small, and she knocked her down in one fell swoop.
At this moment, Su Ting, Li Xiao, and the matchmaker, who were chatting and laughing, came back.
Li Xiao said, "You still have to worry a lot about this matter!"
The matchmaker said, "Don't worry, what's my relationship with Tingting? Besides, I think the woman is quite satisfied with Lu Shu on her end!"
"Hehe, let's listen to what they're talking about!"
Li Xiao and the three of them arrived at the door without intending to go in directly.
At this moment, I heard the sound of ping-pong banging on the table and dishes from inside.
Suddenly, all three of them were startled and hurriedly pushed the door open