"Let's gooo!"

Together with the Imperial officer's shout, the enemy archers fired their arrows in unison.

A ton of arrows, almost covering the sky, rained down deadly on the wall where my soldiers and I were holed up.

"Matt shield, deploy!"

With my voice giving orders, shields unfolded above the heads of our soldiers.

The shield is made of a transparent but thick vinyl that doesn't exist in this world. It is made of two mats used in soaplands (high-end ones at that) joined together.

One after another, arrows pierce the mats above the heads of the allied soldiers.

The sharp tip of the arrow, made of iron, easily pierces the vinyl of the mat. But the tip is the only part that is strong. The butt of the arrow, where the feathers are sewn in, gets caught and stops the arrow's momentum.

It's the same principle as the mother-of-pearl garments of the Sengoku period.

"Awesome!"

"Matt is amazing!"

Exclamations of admiration rose from the allied soldiers.

The mats used in high-end soaplands are overwhelmingly thicker than those used in cheap soaplands. The double-layered mat shield caught every arrow that was fired at the soldiers.

"Shield team, pull out any usable arrows and hand them over to the bowgun team. Hurry!"

At almost the same time as I gave the order, the women from the auxiliary unit expertly removed the arrows from the mats and handed them over to the allied soldiers holding the crossbows.

"Hehe, a defensive battle where you don't have to worry about the remaining arrows is a breeze."

One of the allied bowgun soldiers smiled confidently.

Thanks to the mat shield created using mats created with "Sex Magic", the enemy archers were not scary. Rather, they were a welcome presence, replenishing the large amount of arrows needed in a siege.

"Bowgun squad, aim at the enemy archers!"

The allied officer orders the crossbow unit to counterattack.

Many of the bowgun soldiers holding their bows were part of the female militia.

The crossbow I invented can be handled even by a weak woman.

Of course, they are inferior to archers in terms of rate of fire, but they are more accurate. Moreover, they can hide behind obstacles and fire prone, so they will never be outgunned.

"Seiou-sama, the enemy in area 3 is approaching using siege ladders, and at this rate they will reach the castle walls!"

"Okay, prepare the red-hot candles!"

At my command, the Candle Corps soldiers rushed to the front line of the wall.

In the frying pan in their hand, heated candles were liquefied and boiling away, making a bubbling noise.

"Okay, flush!"

At my command, the Candle Corps soldiers poured wax from their frying pans onto the heads of the enemy soldiers who were trying to scale the ramparts with ladders.

"Ahhh!!"

"It's hooot!!"

"My eyes, my eyes!!"

Enemy soldiers were hit with tons of boiling candles from above, and they fell from the ladders screaming.

"This is a red-hot candle used only by advanced SM practitioners. It's not something you, amateurs can withstand."

Glancing at the enemy soldiers, who were red with wax and burns, I muttered.

This candle was also something I created using sex magic, something that didn't exist in this world.

"Aim for that commander!"

The candles had confused the enemy soldiers, but it seemed to be a diversion to draw their attention.　

Five or six lightly armed enemy soldiers were attached to ropes attached to tall poles and appeared on top of the castle walls with the agility and dexterity of a circus trapeze artist.

Enemy soldiers appeared in front of me in the blink of an eye.

The enemy had grown impatient with the prolonged siege and seemed to have pinpointed the cause to me, an unexpected foreign object.

And so, prepared to make sacrifices, he sent a desperate assassination squad onto the walls. The enemy commander was quite capable.

I clicked my tongue and took my hand to the prey I was carrying on my back.

"Here we go!"

Before the enemies could move, a whip shot out of my right hand like a bolt of lightning, striking four enemies in the face in an instant and sweeping them away.

"Queen's Whip"

Of the King of Sex Industry's special items, the only one that could be said to be suitable for combat was this whip.

"Take that!"

My second attack hit the backs of the hands of the two remaining enemies hard, taking their prey.

Although it is difficult to inflict a fatal wound, when it comes to reducing an enemy's will to fight, nothing beats a whip.

"Master, are you okay?!"

When I'm in danger, a girl comes running to my aid.

She was wearing a mini maid outfit, had silky long black hair, and cute cat ears peeking out from a headband. She was the epitome of a beautiful cat-eared maid.

"It's okay, Mia. Just get them."

The girl called Mia was my floor maid and also the commander of the cat-man unit directly under me.

And she is a member of my family, "Seiou'' and has obtained the special job of "Ninja.''

"Yes. Everyone, capture the enemy!"

The late-arriving cat girls follow Mia's orders and tie up the enemy.

"Seiou-sama, the enemy has launched another major offensive. Please give us your orders!"

"Understood"

There's no time to breathe.

I stood on the wall, looking down at my enemies. Their personal assassination attempt on me had failed, and they had launched a desperate all-out offensive.

(The moat is pretty much dry now.)

The moat has been drying up due to the hot sun over the past few days. Should I refill it now?

"Sex Magic: Unlimited Lotion."

As soon as I concentrated magical power in both my arms, a large amount of viscous liquid poured down the wall.

The target is the moat beneath the castle walls.

The moat quickly fills with lotion, washing away the enemy soldiers inside.

"Aaaaahh,"

"It's the enemy's infernal lotion!!"

"Aaaaahh!!"

The screams of the enemy echoed from below.

Lotion is not swimmable and is very slippery.

The large amount of lotion poured into the dried out moat turned it into a sticky, infernal swamp.

Unlike water moats, rafts cannot be used, and unlike dry moats, they cannot be climbed over. Lotion moats are the strongest defense facilities.

"Yeehaw! Lotion is the best!"

"Seiou-sama's lotion is wonderful!"

The cheers of the men from our regular army and the women from the support unit can be heard.

The sun was setting. Normally, today's battle would have ended here.

"Don't flinch, come at me!!

But today, it doesn't seem to be the end.

A man who appears to be the enemy's commander is inspiring his soldiers to lead them out onto the battlefield.

"An enemy high-ranking officer, a commander of a thousand men?"

"Yes. It appears to be the last enemy commander, Geth Senator."

Mia, who was beside him, said this.

Being a cat-human, she had much better eyesight than I did. Her eyesight was improved by the power of her unique job, "Ninja".

"If we can capture this guy, victory will be assured. Ok, it's a bit out of range, but let's give it a try."

I focused all my energy and aimed at the enemy commander below me.

What is activated is a teleportation spell named after the most horrible sex industry term.

It is considered taboo, and even in the original world, only a limited number of people are able to utter the words.

A man who can speak out is either considered a "hero" and praised by other men, or he is condemned as a "psychopath."

Even I have only uttered these words a few times in my former world. And all of those times were only when there were unavoidable and unbearable circumstances.

"Sex Magic: Exchange Change"!!"

The enemy commander who had been leading the charge from the rear was enveloped in a pale light and disappeared. In his place appeared the soldier who had attempted to kill me and been taken prisoner.

And in place of the soldier who had been taken prisoner beside me, an enemy commander of a thousand men appeared.

It was a spatial magic that swapped the target's position.

"Could that have been teleportation magic?! To think it could reach that distance!"

The enemy commander appeared before my eyes and let out a cry of panic.

He probably thought he was at a safe distance due to the range of his magic.

Too naive.

It is said that if a man does not meet for three days, he should be looked at with great interest.

My sex magic is leveling up every day.

This was all thanks to the dedicated "service" of three floor maids (concubine maids).

"Dammit!!"

The enemy commander attacked me with his drawn sword, but it was too late.

"Sex Magic: Bondage."

As soon as I chanted the spell, the enemy commander was suddenly surrounded and bound by multiple ropes.

"Tortoise Shell Binding"

This is a humiliating bondage technique that exaggerates the breasts and compresses the groin. It is a traditional method of binding that has been handed down to men of culture since the start of sex industry.

"Seiou-sama has taken the enemy commander prisoner!"

"Woohooooo!"

"Hurrah for Lord Seiou!!"

Having captured the enemy, the allied soldiers let out roars of victory.

Conversely, even my "expert eyes" could confirm that the enemy's morale was visibly declining.

Seiou's skill, "Expert's Eye," allows him to judge the morale of not only the prostitutes but also the male staff.

I used this ability primarily to gauge the morale and loyalty of allies and enemies.

"The enemy's morale has dropped significantly. As Mia said, this seems to be the enemy's last commander of a thousand men."

Ten commanders of a thousand men had been captured. The rest should be generals of commander-in-chief class and commanders of a hundred men, equivalent to mid-ranking officers.

In the future, the enemy's ability to launch organized attacks will likely be significantly weakened.

"The enemy is retreating!"

"We did it!!"

"Today is another victory for us."

Cheers erupt from the allied camp.

The enemy had probably given up on today's battle, and as dusk fell, they began to retreat to their own camp.

On the defensive line, a draw is equivalent to a victory for the defender.

It was a major defeat for the attackers, who paid huge casualties and gained nothing.