Unfazed by her refusal, Naruto invited them to sit down. Now slightly less apprehensive about this weird arrangement, neither of them saw any reason not to. Ino didn't get very far though. Quickly finding herself accosted by the twins. Sandwiched between their gravid tummies while they chatted her up rapid-fire. She hadn't gotten much more than two feet into the booth.
Sakura had a little more success. With Hinata seemingly nowhere in sight, she sidled up close to her former teammate. …Maybe closer than she meant to. He just smelled so good now. She broke the ice as best she could.
"Well, at least Tsunade's taking care of herself now. I've gotta be honest, Naruto. She always worried me a little—"
Before Sakura could finish. A loud, sucky slurp cut through the air. One with plenty of spit. Sakura almost jumped out of her skin, kunoichi instincts on high alert. She did not like unaccounted-for sounds. Momentarily, Naruto's eyes flickered below the table.
Sakura cleared her throat and started over.
"I mean her lifestyle's never exactly been healthy—"
Tsunade shifted in her trance and shot her student a look. A middle finger followed it. Clearly, Hinata had rubbed off on her sum. Sakura took the none-too-subtle hint and changed the subject.
"And do I even want to know who got your sisters pregnant? Tell me that wasn't you."
"Okay, it wasn't me." He said nonchalantly.
Then he brought out a distraction of his own. Setting aside his drink, he unzipped his pants again. A black pit opened in Sakura's stomach. She felt her heart drop into it. Later, she would tell herself it was a pit of horror.
Flop!
A brutish club of vein-choked manmeat slapped weightily onto the table. Between Hinata's spread thighs. Thick tip milimeters from kissing her linea nigra. Hinata plucked up two almost empty beer bottles and upended the dregs all over his shaft. Until it glistened under the wheeling laser lights.
One callused paw gripped his organ's root.
A rough squeeze made it bulge. Distressed skin elastic as the shaft bulged. More veins popped out across its length, turning its texture grotesque. "Wanna know how big I am right now?"
"I… really don't want to—" She lied. Lips parted.
"Sixteen inches. Mom measured it just after I took the pills. It'll go back down in a few hours, hopefully. But for now I'm packing a real monster."
"Wait, hold it. Your mom measured that monster?" Sakura didn't think she could be any more shocked.
"Sure she did. She does it all the time."
Sakura searched for backup. A distraction from the delectable, sex slickened beef slab throbbing on the table in front of her. But Ino may as well have been on another planet. Boxed in on either side by the twins. They'd conned her into rubbing their tanned bellies. To feel their litters' heartbeats. To rub them until they shifted inside their mothers.
Ino was entranced. Glaze-eyed and drooling. Envious as she rubbed and squeezed Nori and Naruko's identical bellies. Inducing the twins to giggle and purr like slutty kittens. Tsunade had come out of her trance to box the younger woman in. Sitting on the table across from her to block the only route of escape. The harem's resident cougar had peeled Ino's heels and stockings off. And pressed the poor bi-slut's tender feet against her stomach. Guided her toes to wiggle poke and prod her massive baby gut.
She wouldn't be any help. Sakura was alone in the face of this temptation. Sakura swallowed and tore her gaze away from the three-on-one preggo petting. …And magnetized right back to Naruto's heavy demon dick. Dammit girl focus!
His eyes were less imminently threatening to her marriage. But they were intense in a way she had never seen before. Purposeful, not desperate or needy. The sheer appetite behind those blue eyes sent cold shivers down her spine. Even while it made her uterus clench.
Suddenly Naruto's face seemed to grow. To fill her vision while everything hedged out around its edges. Whiskey tainted his breath but she didn't care. His abs felt firm beneath her fingers. He flexed them until they bulged like iron. Stood them out stark so she could trace all the little crevices between them. He had far more of the little muscle pairs than the average man.
It took a moment for her to realize; she was leaning in for a kiss.
Her rational mind screamed at her. The wedding ring on her left finger weighed leaden. A leash to an empty marriage. Closer, closer. Naruto invited her in. To a place she wished she'd gone years ago. A chance at a life she thought had passed her by. Suddenly the changes didn't matter so much. Naruto Uzumaki would always be Naruto Uzumaki. No matter how outrageously massive his penis became—
Beep beep beep…
The soft mechanical chirp yanked her back to reality. Still squatted low down below, Hinata inspected the watch on her wrist. Like most ninja, she didn't trust those newfangled smartphone things.
"Up, looks like the shifts are changing." Hinata swayed out from beneath her husband's beefy bar and straightened up. Quite a task considering the massive weight on her front. She almost pitched clean forward onto him.
Tits to face.
"Hmm…" Naruto hummed. Every bit as ensorcelled as his prey.
"Ahem!" Hinata cleared her throat. "Let's go already. You two can suck face when we get back."
Naruto sighed. Eyes still on Sakura. "If you say so. Help me with this thing, will you?"
He and Hinata worked together to wrestle his super-economy-sized package back into his tailored pants.
"Gonna have to put a rain check on this, Sakura. We shouldn't be too long."
And with that, the couple melted into the crowd. Sakura stared at their retreating backs. Following them into the throng further than any civilian could have. Blueballed like she'd never been before.
The blonde squad was still at it. Nori and Naruko had opened some special vertical zippers in their leotards. Short ones just under their bellybuttons. While open, they were just wide enough to fit a person's hands inside.
Letting Ino could grope their bare tummies. All while Tsunade gave her the mother of all foot massages. A double assault from her huge stomach and skilled hands. To say she was out of it was putting it mildly.
Sakura stewed in her wet panties for longer than she'd have liked to. Eventually, she gave up and sidled out of the booth. Her path through the dances was weaving and indirect. But it got her to the bar nonetheless.
She ordered a full bottle of strawberry vodka. Her favorite kind of booze. It cost her a few coins extra to get the bartender to let her have his whole evening's supply. Then right there in front of the younger man, she flipped the bottle upside down. She gripped the bottle's bottom in seemingly slender fingers. All it took after that was a dextrous twist and a precise application of her chakra strength to cleanly break the bottom off. Creating a vessel not too dissimilar from a viking's mead horn.
After that, she took a seat and drank the barbie pink stuff like weak beer. It burned her throat in just the way she liked.
"Um… Ma'am, I don't think you're supposed to do that." The intern said haltingly. "My boss said it's, you know, dangerous or something."
Sakura rolled her eyes between long sips.
"Dangerous my foot. First of all, I've got the alcohol tolerance of an elephant. Second, I'm not nearly drunk enough for that bullshit." She jerked her thumb at the horny blondes she'd been sitting with.
The bartender opened his mouth to speak, but she cut him off again.
"And third; don't call me ma'am. I'm not that old."
==0==
Hinata and Naruto melted into the gyrating crowd. Even while pushing six feet and inhumanly endowed, they could sneak around well enough. Especially when they were the only ninja around. Naruto took point, his ears and sense of smell were just as sharp as his eyes. Keeping an eye out for any security. Hinata's byakugan did the rest.
They found the staff entrance hidden under the stairs. There were several, so security could pour in if they needed to. The lock was easy to force. One little push from Naruto sheared the bolts. Timed with a bass drop from the repetitive music, so nobody heard it.
Bright light from the other side stung their eyes. They'd adjust to the dimness, but the network of door-lined staff hallways encircling the main room were all fully lit. Sneaking here would be harder, but not impossible. There was ample cover. Half-empty crates of bottles and frozen food piled high at various points. Perfect hiding spots.
"I don't see any water mains, Naruto." Hinata whispered.
"Trust me, they're there. That old-fashioned I ordered was half tap water. And I saw the bartender dilute it. He had a special tap built into the bar." Naruto assured her.
"It's definitely here then." Hinata looked harder.
"And anything we put in there will get into everybody's drinks."
Suddenly Hinata was close to him. Her sweet breath hot on his face. He felt her grip his package and give it a good squeeze. Rough and borderline inconsiderate. Like she was inspecting fruit in a supermarket.
"Like your cum, for example?" She purred.
A low growl bubbled inside his chest.
Lightning fast he embraced her and crushed her to him. The gesture smushed up her epic melons between them. Their upper swells mounded up a hair's breadth beneath their chins. And ever so slightly deformed the taut horizon of her bred belly against his bare abs.
"Careful, grab me like that again and I just might dump it all in you instead." Naruto grinned just enough to show his permanently sharp canines. "I think you'd look great with a third baby."
"Mmm. Promises promises." Hinata challenged him with another squeeze. "But if you do that, we won't get to test our theory."
That gave her beloved stud pause. Redness retracted from his eyes a fraction. "So either I pump you up with babies right now. Until you're an immobile baby factory. Or we infect a couple random people." He sounded like he leaned more toward the first option.
"Not just a few random people. Today, we might have a couple sluts growing into top-heavy, breedable sows. But we don't have to stop there. Think about tomorrow. We could have a whole village of young preggos. A village of horny bimbos hooked on your semen." Hinata's voice turned smokey and low. "Imagine it. You could walk down the street, point at a random slut, and order her to pleasure you. She'd have no choice, she'd have to strip naked right there and wrap her massive tits around your drooling stud cock. That could be your future. You just have to be patient."
Naruto almost, almost gave into temptation right there. "Dirty little minx. You always know what to say to keep me from cutting loose."
"Trust me, stud. It'll all be worth it in the end." She kissed him on the cheek. Just enough of a surprise to let her escape his iron-like embrace. "Now, let's find this water tank."