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A lone, shut-in gamer named Ryder put down the brochure he had acquired after purchasing the famous pink-colored virtual reality capsule of the worldwide renowned VRMMORPG game known as the Cosmic Nomenclatures—a hyper-reality game for the hopeless romantic and chuunibyo.
It had been five years since this game was released into the world, garnering the attention of mostly singles and shifting the curve of the economy to the point that it became a global impact that could threaten the trend of the world market.
However, for Ryder, it only had been a year since he experienced the game's wonders with 100% synchronicity. It was as though he was in another world, without a doubt. But then, the Yandere Corporation's announcement this early morning caused him to become both nostalgic and frustrated.
Sitting at the side of his bed, with his dull black eyes that lacked sleep, and seemingly electrified short jet-black hair, Ryder gazed at the pink capsule lying across from him, suddenly recalling the specifics of the announcement.
[Yandere Corporation Announcement!]
We would like to thank our esteemed pioneers and game users for the past five years of wild and unforgettable experiences!
With this in mind, the Yandere Corporation, under some undisclosed circumstances, has decided to terminate the game to release version two (V.2) with more exciting and newly added content that everyone has never seen before!
But, but! Do not worry horny jerks! With a limited time of 24 hours since this forum broadcast, your old account's items can be transferred to the new one!
Check the official website for the Pre-registration and Transfer Guide!
Please wait for further announcements!
— Goddess of Identity, the MILF Yandere CEO at your pleasure.
***
"Fucking hell! I haven't even tried the progressive mission to seduce the Royal Princess' mother! One of the most difficult missions in the Cosmic Nomenclatures that boasted 99.9% failure!" Ryder seethed in frustration before sauntering towards his personal computer atop a study desk beside the pink capsule.
Opening his computer and logging in to his personal account to the official website, "mylove.onlyforyoursake.com", Ryder began to thoroughly read the posted article regarding the Pre-Registration and Transfer Guide that already had 50+ million views just six hours since the announcement was released.
Reading in silence as though his nonexistent sex life was on the line, something particular caught Ryder's attention.
"To play the Cosmic Nomenclatures V.2, the user shall purchase the newly released version of the Pink Ecstasy Capsule..."
"Wh–what...?! T–this is an outright robbery! I used my two years of savings just to buy the mediocre version and only managed to use it for a year, and then this!!" Ryder's expression darkened, both his hands covering his miserable expression.
Because of the popularity of the virtual game, "Cosmic Nomenclatures", the possibility to gain money by selling in-game items was also introduced by the Yandere Corporation, which then spread throughout the internet and the global market, becoming an official part of the world's economy.
It was to the point that many young men and women in their mid-twenties early retired from their draining work and sought the wonders of the virtual game. However, reality was often harsher than fiction.
After all, no matter how one would initially think, the game's name [Cosmic Nomenclatures] was actually far from sounding like a virtual sexual simulator.
It was in fact... A cultivation game!
But unlike the ones that an adept reader could read in Wuxia and Xianxia stories, the Yandere Corporation fully redefined the meaning of "Cultivation" and added sexual and chuunibyo elements to it.
Just like the corporation's motto says,
"Would you still love her if she's always cringe?"
Surprisingly, the mix of the cultivation and middle school second-year syndrome blended so well that it was utterly ridiculous.
The developers of the game and the mysterious CEO dubbed the Goddess of Identity even received the Nobel Peace Prize because their state-of-the-art virtual game exponentially lowered the entire world's suicide rate and boosted the confidence of the hopeless romantic in real life.
However, Ryder's different...
"Fuck, what do I do...?" As someone with chronic social anxiety, the virtual game was his sole escape.
"Pink Ecstasy Capsule aside, I'm royally screwed since I don't even have notable items to transfer! Goddamn luck's just not on my side!"
Character deletion was possible in the game.
With this in mind, Ryder occasionally deleted his character just to re-redeem the game's unexpired coupons to try his luck in obtaining a high-rank [Title]—the game's main power system that makes the user's path either a bed of thorny red roses or green pastures.
However, as if the heavens had forsaken him, after deleting his character to create another one over and over again, never did he acquire a decent [Title].
It only meant one thing... He's a virgin even in the game!
Unable to contain his current emotional state, Ryder suddenly fell asleep on his desk.
***
"Bogoshipo..."
In his dimly lit room, lethargic and drowsy, Ryder gradually opened his eyes.
"Wh–what's with the sudden chill...?" Looking around, confused, he instinctively rubbed his shoulders. "Did I hear something...? Fuck, I think I'm hallucinating since I forgot to take my lunch!"
Just as he was about to stand up...
Ding!
A mail suddenly arrived.
"Huh? What's this? A game promotion?"
Operating the turned on computer, Ryder opened the mail sent to his Cosmic Nomenclatures personal account.
Click.
[Notice from the Goddess of Identity!]
I would like to extend my congratulations as you are the one who's been granted the opportunity to test the final version of the Cosmic Nomenclatures.
Upon agreeing, you will receive various benefits that will make your life turn upside down!
Would you like to run the final version?
[YES — YES]
"What kind of choice is this?! Is there perhaps an error in their customer service?"
To make certain that this was not a spam email with the possibility that the Yandere Corporation was hacked, Ryder triple-checked the sender and confirmed that it was legitimate.
"Well, I guess that's their mistake! I wonder what's this about, but since it's legit, I would gladly take it. It's not like I'll lose anything, yeah?" Feeling elated, Ryder unhesitatingly clicked [YES].
Ding!
He thought that by agreeing, a subsequent instruction would be sent to his email. However, all of a sudden, his vision turned hazy, blocking any particles of light from entering his eyes.
After some time...
[Cosmic Nomenclatures V.2, Final Version has been fully released.]
[Welcome to the World of Chuuni, Virgin Ryder!]
Knowing full well that he had not operated the game capsule, Ryder found himself in a familiar town known for beginners.
"Wh–what...? Did I Transmigrate!?"