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There are games like the Dice Game from season 4 that can keep me from participating in matches, so my Peerage has to do its share of fighting.
After talking to the village leader, he gave us a map of the island and marked the locations of monster sightings and attacks, so we left to investigate.
But when I finally caught sight of the monsters attacking the villagers, I was speechless, I said to my girls.
"Turtle men, no. .
. those are Goddamned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with the ninja shit! My eyes are not playing tricks on me, I think?!"
Yes, indeed, with fucking face masks, Bo Staff and Nunchaku, these guys are totally those guys, but their are ten of them, with different colors of face cloths. I almost just want to throw my Power of Destruction and walk away, but I tell my girls.
"Li, and Ni, do it!"
""Promotion to Queen ~Nya!""
And with their Pawn traits turned into the Queen Piece, they have the speed of a Knight on the ground, the defense and strength of the Rook, and spell-casting of the Bishop. Though the Pawns do not get much passively, the fact they can turn into the Queen worth 9 Pieces, makes them just as valuable as the back line Chess Pieces.
The group of green turtle men saw my girls get ready for a fight, and one of the creatures yelled.
"Cat-o-Bunga Dude!"
And an orb of Destruction the size of a softball randomly was shot out from nowhere, and removed that guy's head. I only whistled, because what he yelled infuriated my sense of aesthetics.
Ni, using her fast Knight speed, ran down the beach and into the midst of the confused turtle men and punched one turtle in its chest exploding its shell and sending it flying into some rock cliffs, further in the shore. Her infusion of Touki (Chi) bypassed its defenses and with her Rook strength ended it in one shot.
Li, not wanting to fall behind, followed her sister but launched herself high, coming down like a rocket and slamming one turtle man into the ground, like a nail being hammered, leaving only his head exposed.
Seeing this I only shake my head at these strange monsters.
Unknown to me, these guys are actually Middle-class-mid creatures, and are considered strong. Like a Rook in a Devil Peerage.
As the remaining 7 turtle men tried to surround Ni and Li, they failed to make contact due to the girl's agility of the Knight Piece. And what they could not dodge, they blocked using their high defense from the Rook trait.
"Rocket Launcher Kick ~Nya!"
Ni, went in low under the front of one foe, and sprung up from her handstand planting a double kick into the chest of another foe, launching him far into the rock face, and making a man-shaped hole. My guess is that guy is dead or close.
"Helicopter Kick ~Nya!"
Li, doing a handstand, is spinning with her legs in an upside down splits, and twirling like a top, battering the surrounding turtle men into battered soon to be piles of fish food. If one didn't know, you would think my twins made cool combos, but no, they just throw random Chuunibyou names to confuse foes.
But I facepalm because instead of a serious fight, it only looks like a comedy skit gone wrong.
"Ham-a-taro, go release the Crack-Head!"
As one of the final turtles fell, the last guy ran to the water and pulled a chain, and a giant crab with a large crack on the top of his shell came to shore. Oh, Release the Crack-Head, I get it, sigh.
Why is it, my world is full of serious enemies, but on occasion, these Youkai are on a different spectrum of common sense?
Snap Gulp! The giant crab snapped up the turtle man that summoned it, and threw him in its mouth, brutal, but funny.
Ni and Li took the crab seriously and surrounded it on both sides, then Ni yelled.
"Paired Powerhouse Pussy Pummel Pounce ~Nya!"
Hearing what Ni said with a straight face, made me sweat-drop. If anyone heard the name these to give moves, would die from shame.
Fuck, I am their King, and they will televise my games, fuck me!
Slam Slam POP! While I was worried about my professional Rating Game matches, the girls had moved in and zig-zagged to confuse the crab, then both did flying jump-kicks at one another and blew the poor crab to bits, causing me to quickly step back, while the two Pawns were covered in crab meat and broken shell.
Ni and Li looked at one another and saw the look of horror of being covered with crab slime, and wanted to die from the foul smell, when they looked at me all sad, I hid my laugh, but then I needed to run, no fly when I heard Li.
"Master, we won, so Ni and I need hugs ~Nya!"
The trick to outrun a knight is get off of the ground! I fled for my life with two stinky cat girls determined to share their suffering with their Master!
Can I trade them in for other Pawns!
"Damn it girls, go away, noooooo~!"
Sad to say, I made a mistake thinking they gave up, but they caught me in the end.
After I recovered, my naughty kitties got the Magic Paddle, but the two only laughed in kitty victory!
After we shredded the turtle men, the twins and I stayed on the beach resort we owned. A small group of Gremory maids used Transportation Magic to come and attend the three of us.
Uncle Heinrich said he will need a week before we travel back to the Underworld for vacation. And thus our short personal beach episode began.
Next to the Villa's inner pool area, Ni, Li, and I are laying on some beach-blankets covered in suntan-oil. Fun fact about Devils.
Despite the sun and light being not good for us Devils, we are unable to get sunburned, go figure. So why are our bodies covered in sun-oil?
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