The bus sighed heavily and then moved sluggishly along the road like an old cow. Chen Tianming, who had just finished drinking at a friend's wedding, stood in the bus. He wasn't standing by choice, but because there were no seats left. He had been forced to drink a bit at the banquet and was slightly drunk. After the banquet ended, he rushed back to school, as there was some sort of bird-brained teachers' meeting in the afternoon.

In the blink of an eye, three years had passed since Chen Tianming returned to teach at the Fucheng Town Middle School after graduating from college. He really shouldn't have become a teacher; it wasn't a job suited for him. It's a noble yet impoverished profession, and with his sloppy nature, he was not up to the task.

If he didn't go back for the meeting now, he would definitely be severely reprimanded by the principal, maybe even have his bonus docked. Nowadays, every damn thing was linked to the bonus.

"Driver, stop!" Chen Tianming clutched his stomach and hysterically screamed.

He might have eaten too much just now; his stomach hurt terribly. This pain wasn't the kind that required a hospital visit but a sprint to the toilet. Chen Tianming clenched his legs tight; he was afraid that the things desperate to exit his behind might actually do so.

If the things he ate at noon today were to escape now, everyone in the bus, including the driver, would certainly jump out of the windows.

Therefore, for the safety of everyone in the bus and himself, Chen Tianming felt he had to get off the bus immediately; otherwise, his grand image would be completely gone.

"Driver, if you don't stop, I'll jump out," Chen Tianming yelled again.

Hearing someone in the bus speaking like this, the driver hastily stepped on the brake, stopping the bus, and opened the door. He turned his head to look back, wanting to see which person with a screw loose wanted to get off in the middle of nowhere.

Seeing the bus stop, with one hand clutching his stomach and the other his butt, Chen Tianming rushed down. While running, he turned back and said, "Driver, I need to go relieve myself, just wait for me for five minutes, five minutes will do."

Chen Tianming hadn't run for five seconds before the bus huffed and puffed back onto the road.

"Motherf*cker," Chen Tianming cursed.

But now, he didn't have the leisure to curse the driver's eighteen ancestors. The most critical thing was to find a place to relieve himself.

Looking up, Chen Tianming saw a large forest about ten meters away from the road. This place looked like it was in the middle of nowhere and should be devoid of people.

Without a second thought, Chen Tianming ran into it, lowered his head and dove into a bunch of bushes, pulled down the trousers he had long wanted to take off, spread his legs, and started...

"Uh, Qiang brother..." Moans that seemed both foreign and familiar to Chen Tianming drifted from in front of him. These sounds were not at all strange to him; he had become quite familiar with them while watching certain films in college, knowing the actions and sounds by heart.

He gently raised his head, stretched his neck, and looked forward. It turned out to be a couple in their thirties in the small bush in front.

So it was a pair of dog men and women, Chen Tianming thought to himself. This place had no people in front or behind, which is why they dared to be so bold. But they definitely didn't expect that someone would get off the bus to poop on the halfway.

Watching the live broadcast in front of him, Chen Tianming felt itchy in his heart. He wished he was that brother Qiang. But wishes are just that, so he could only cheer for brother Qiang in secret.

"Damn, how can there be any depth with such movements? Should use that move!" Chen Tianming was shouting again in his heart. Now, he was completely like a veteran worker, guiding others' performances on site. He had forgotten that he was pooping!

At this moment, a creature that looked like an ant but wasn't an ant, yellow in color and about the size of a toenail, slowly crawled towards Chen Tianming.

Because Chen Tianming was engrossed in watching the free nipple slip live stream and was naked below, he didn't notice his lower body. The bug was slowly crawling towards him.

Suddenly, the bug leaped up and viciously bit down on Chen Tianming's lower part.

"Ouch." Chen Tianming cried out in dismay. Lowering his head, he saw a yellow ant-like bug biting him and refusing to let go, as if it wanted to suck something. His lower part was now so painful it felt like it was going to be cut off for someone else, swollen and painful.

"People." Brother Qiang suddenly jumped up and hastily grabbed the clothes beside him, frantically putting them on.

The third sister also found her clothes beside her and hurriedly put them on.

Feeling immensely painful, Chen Tianming didn't care how the man and woman fled in embarrassment. He quickly grabbed a tissue to wipe a few times, then lowered his head to see what was going on below.

For some reason, when he lowered his head, Chen Tianming felt as if his blood rushed to his head, his blood flowing like water throughout his body, his vision darkening and his legs giving out, and he fainted on the spot.

After a long while, Chen Tianming slowly woke up. He found his trousers had not been pulled up and was about to pull them up when he saw the yellow bug had turned belly-up dead beside him. The bitten place on him seemed to have no problem at all, not even a wound could be seen.

It can't be, there should be some blood or a small wound. If he hadn't been naked, Chen Tianming would have thought everything was just a dream!

He hurriedly pulled up his trousers. Looking at his watch, it was half-past three; he had fainted for more than two hours. Disaster, the meeting was at four. Chen Tianming had no time to ponder what had happened just now, why the yellow bug died on its own, and why he was fine?

He shook his still somewhat dizzy head, stood upright, and staggered towards the highway.

"Stop the car, stop the car." Chen Tianming, who had been standing by the side of the road for almost half an hour, had not waited for a public bus. Now, he could only wave his hand to ask for a ride from passing small cars. But after waving a few times, no car stopped.

These inhumane guys, do I look like a bad guy? Even waving hands to ask for a stop is not acceptable. It seems that you have to go to the middle of the road to stop the car. Chen Tianming thought so and walked to the middle. If he didn't go to the meeting, then this month's full attendance and other bonuses would be gone like bubbles.

"Here comes, there is a car coming in front." Chen Tianming started waving his arms, wanting the car in front to come over.

But the car bypassed Chen Tianming and drove past. As it left, the driver said, "Nowadays, there are more and more lunatics, not even zipping up and running around."

"Zipped up?" Chen Tianming looked at his trousers, and indeed, the zipper had not been pulled up. Darn it, his more than twenty years of dignity, which had never been exposed, was exposed today and even seen by a man. Damn it!

He bowed his head, while pulling up the zipper, thinking of walking back to the side of his road. But now he was a bit dizzy, intending to return to his side of the highway, he kept his head down and walked towards the opposite side of the road.

A speeding truck, not expecting Chen Tianming to walk back, couldn't stop suddenly; thus, the truck hit Chen Tianming.

Chen Tianming was first sent flying into the air by the truck like a peng bird spreading its wings, then after about 0.1 seconds in midair, like a bird with wings, he fell towards the roadside. The place where he landed was a good twenty meters away from the truck.