From: P.BG
To: A.LF
Sent: Wednesday, 25 Dec 2019, 00:00
Subject: How to Marry Christmas ☃️
Forget it, A, this win is miiiiineeeee!!!!
Take that, it's 3 to 1 now, hah, I win!
*little victorious dance* Again 💅🏻
Marry Christmas, for the charm, A.
I have to ask you something really, really serious.
Is your handle "weeknd" because of The Weeknd?
I've been ridiculously curious about that for a long time, but well, I forgot to ask.
Now, back to our yearly meeting contents.
How are you doing? How have you been? Are you still dating with the badass from past Christmas? How is it going in the US? How is your mom? How is your little sister? Is she already giving you headaches with boys?
More importantly, 🥁🥁🥁
How does it feel to be a LOSER?
Jokes aside, I missed talking to you.
It's been... strange here, because my family all moved to where my grandma lives, so I'm the only one in England, in the United Kingdom overall, and given how I can be... well, difficult to deal with and come on hard on people, I don't have friends yet.
But aside from that, I found myself here, I'm helping grandma with a part of her work that is here in England, and it's amazing, I feel good, I can do all I want, and I don't need the attention I never wanted. That part is handled by my attention seeker siblings.
This I'm spending on my own. I'll be on my grandma's city for new year, but because of some matters I couldn't go there for Christmas. So, I'm alone in my flat, with my Christmas jumper on, my Slytherin pajama fluffy pants, my red fluffy slippers, and two pepperoni pizzas, with a good Italian bubbly wine, and some tiramisu for dessert.
My TV is on. I was supposed to be marathoning Stranger Things, and that's it.
Still single, still traumatized.
- P