From: P.BG
To: A.LF
Sent: Sunday, 25 Dec 2016, 00:55
Subject: Not a Witch
She ain't a witch, more like a bitch.
That old woman hates me and I haven't even done anything, seriously, it's so sad and annoying, because I've always wanted to be loved by the family of whoever I dated. He's my first boyfriend, but I ain't his first girlfriend, and the first one seems to have really gotten under his mom's skin, because she's is constantly bringing the girl up, even on phone calls, trying to make him break up with me and move back onto her, *sigh* 😮💨.
Nothing I can do about that, I guess. Might be because she wants to have pale white grandchildren with golden blonde hair and baby blue eyes, which well, it's not my case, but it is my boyfriend and his ex. I've never really been into blondes, I'm not with him because I find him the hottest or anything like that, it's really because of his personality.
But enough of that, come on, it's Christmas, and I don't want to get melancholic and talk about how I'm terrified he will cheat on me with her.
I don't know if I love him. I don't really understand love being the one from blood relations, to be honest. My understanding on it comes out of the books I read, and I don't think I'll ever find someone like the guys I read about, so, I don't know if I'll ever love someone like that.
Ugh, here I am, being melancholic again.
I blame it on my period, it messes with me, I'm not like this at all, I'm more the cold type of girl.
That aside, living a relationship is great. It was in my to-do list, which is made of things I'll do before I die.
If you need me, I'm here for you too. Thanks, A.
And which bloody cunt lied to you saying you're not funny? Whoever it is, I'm going to have a problem with them, because you've made me bark laughing more than twice, and I bet you will do it again.
Why? Because that's what funny people do, and you are a funny men, yeah?!
And fuck with a condom, you dumbarse, if you don't want to be a father so bloody young. Only fuck raw if you're sure you love the girl, because then, an accidental pregnancy that could definitely happen, won't be a problem. At least, not that big of a problem and it won't feel like a mistake.
I hope you have an amazing holiday.
- P