Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! THIS IS NOT FUCKIN HAPPENING! THAT LASER BEAM IS OP AS FUCK!
How the fuck am I supposed to beat that piece of shit!?
I ducked behind a large rock as the slime generated another huge laser beam, it had scorched the ground
where I had been standing. I peeked to see what was the slime upto, and that MOTHERFUCKER WAS
PREPARING TO FIRE ANOTHER FUCKING LASER BEAM!
OK, IDIOT! THINK! Fire! SLIMES HATE FIRE! I remember seeing that an adventurer use a magic fire spell earlier.
If only I could use magic, that piece of shit would have already been taken care of!
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, I started looking around my surroundings so I could find anything that could help me.
Maybe I could start a fire? IDIOT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE MATERIALS SHIT! What about trapping
the slime? I gravved some vines and sturdy brances lying nearby. If I can trap it, maybe I can get a few hits before
it fires another laser beam.
I quickly tied the wines into a loop and set it on the ground, I tried covering it with some leaves to hide it.
"HEY YOU BASTARD! SLIME-SHIT! COME OVER HERE GET ME!"
I yelled, trying to lure the boss slime towards the trap.
The slime started moving towards me, but just as it reached the trap, the vines snapped. SHIT-
The slime roared, charging it's FUCKING LASER AGAIN!
"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"
I dove behind a boulder just as the beam fired, IT ALMOST HIT ME AGAIN! I need a new
plan fast!
THINK! THINK! THINK! THINK!
... Wait, I noticed something. After firing the laser, the slime seemed to slow down, almost as if it was tired!
THAT'S IT! It needs time to recharge!
I looked around and spotted some large boulders nearby. If I can get the slimes to hit those instead of me...
"HEY YOU SLIMY BASTARD! OVER HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
I shouted, waving my arms to get its attention.
The slime turned and started charging its attack again. Perfect. I sprinted towards the boulders, dodging smaller slimes on the way just as I reached them,
the boss fire its laser. I dove behind the boulders, and the beam smashed into them, causing the debris to fly everywhere!
"HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
The slime seemed disoriented after firing its beam. This was my chance! I grabbed the sharp piece of the broken so called katana and charged
towards the boss, stabbing it multiple times with all my stength. The slime shrinked and started to dissolve, and then finally the animation I had been
waiting for had come! YES! YOUR TYPICAL ISEKAI ANIMATION WHERE THE MONSTER FADES OF WHEN IT DIES!
"I FUCKING DID IT! LETS FUCKING GO! TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
I shoutted in happiness.
WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER SLIMES?! As I looked around all I saw was the slime dissolving just like the boss did.
So I get it, when the boss dies the underlings die too? Well then from next time I would be targetting the boss!
"THIS ISEKAI WORLD CAN SUCK IT! I'M HERE TO BULLY ALL THESE PIECE OF SHITS!"
The area went suddenly quite, almost peacefull. I wiped my sweat off my brow with a smirk.
"Hell yeah! Who's the fuckin boss now?"
I threw the so called wooden katana of my hands, and kicked the remains. I started heading back to the town.
The path back was less exciting than the trip out here. I mean, without the slimes around trying to kill me, it was almost
as relaxing.
I finally reached the quest shop, my legs were tired as fuck. Now all I need to do is claim my reward
which was 800 gold coins. I pushed the door open, the bell above jingling.
Just as I was about to head to the counter, I heard a voice from behind. Who would be the owner of the voice
saying
"Oi aren't you that beginner that struggled against the slimes? Pathetic."
I turned to find the owner of the voice. Standing there was a guy who looked like he walked straight
out of an old greek history movie, Somehow tall, well built, and an armor that probably cost more
than my entire existence in this world. It somehow pissed me off.
"Yeah, you heard me. Slimes? Really? Did your mommy help you too?'
This piece of shit, he smirked, clearly enjoying himself.
"The name's Xander Thalassos. Remember it, because unlike you, I'm the strongest in this world"
When did people in this world learnt to yap? He flashed a cocky grin, showing off a set of teeth that were
somehow annoyingly perfect. This piece of shit has been pissing me off after that slime.
"Oh I feel sorry for you being that one guy who thinks he is the strongest"
I shot back at that cocky bastard.
Xander laughed, a loud, mocking sound.
"You know what kid? I'll give you a pice of advice. Find something else to do like babysitting, because
adventuring clearly isn't for you"
Everyone was looking at us, they were probably mocking me from the inside just like this xander guy,
I ignored him and walked up to the counter, where the same worker who I asked for information
handed me my reward without a word. Her eyes were clearly darted between me and Xander,
clearly uncomfortable.
I took the coins back to Xander.
"See this? This is not me giving a damn about your fuckin opinion"
With that, I shoved the coins into my pocket and walked out, leaving Xander standing there,
still smirking. Maybe he was right, maybe I was out of my place. But I'd be pissed off
if I was going to let that cocky jerk in shiny armor tell me the stupidest lines in history.
To tell me what I could do and not do. This world may fucking suck, but I wasn't
going to give a fuck about those shits now.
End of Chapter 2