He woke up with a jolt, his head killing him as his blurred vision started to subside, groaning in pain as he sits up in bed, wiping his eyes of the morning crust
'I don't remember anything that happened the night before, beyond going out with my friends for a few drinks. And all of a sudden...nothing. That's it.'
'What the fuck happened...' He thought, getting up out of bed, looking around the room to get a better look of his surroundings.
It was a simple room, white walls, a neat bed in the corner, a dresser on the opposite side of the room, a nice mirror ontop of it.
"This isn't my room...did I get kidnapped or something?" He says, getting up out of bed, letting the covers fall off his naked body. Although he didn't think to cover himself, he was alone in the room afterall.
He stopped, looking down at his body. It was much different than last night, or any time before that. He actually had a bit of muscle, not too much though, just a four pack with his lean physique, like a swimmer.
"No...it can't be!" He suddenly got an idea, running over to the dresser mirror to get a better look at himself. This wasn't his face! Nor was it his body! No, he looked exactly like Negi springfield, his bright red and black hair, yellow eyes, kind face! He was LITERALLY negi!
"Holy shit....DID I GET ISEKAID?!" He exclaimed happily, he read about this alot!
He quickly began searching his room for any clues, eventually spotting his phone. Grabbing it, he unlocked the screen, which instantly recognized his face. Without wasting time, he opened Google and searched for "magic." If this really was the UQ Holder! world, there should be some information available.
But to his disappointment, there wasn't. Instead, he found the usual: fake websites on how to perform magic, theories, folklore—nothing out of the ordinary from what he'd see back home.
"So, I guess I'm not in the UQ Holder universe... Maybe I'm somewhere else?"
Shaking off his confusion, he decided to look around more. Walking over to his closet, he figured he might as well put on some clothes. Being naked might be comfortable, but it was still a bit embarrassing.
And then, he saw it.
His heart skipped a beat.
"Is that... the Kuoh Academy male uniform? Am I in High School DxD?!"
This was actually good news for him! High School DxD was one of the first anime he ever watched on YouTube, and he'd seen the series countless times since. He always loved it—not just because of the fan service and the gorgeous women, but because the story was genuinely entertaining. Sure, some aspects didn't make sense, like the whole "God is dead" part. That always bugged him. How could the Biblical God, the supreme creator of everything, die?
Shaking his head, he pushed the thought aside. "Enough about that… I guess it's time to head to school?"
Checking his phone again, the time read 7:15 AM. He had only 15 minutes left to get to class.
Without wasting a second, he quickly got dressed, slipping into the Kuoh Academy uniform. Once ready, he stepped out of his room, moving through the house as though he had done it a hundred times before.
"Muscle memory, maybe?" he muttered to himself, surprised on how natural he did it.
「Ding!」
"Eh?" He'd be confused, looking around as he stopped walking, passerbys looking at him strangely as he does.
'What the hell was that noise?'
〔System Initialization〕
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System Profile: Tenma Light
Name: Tenma Light
Race: Human
Age: 18
Class: [Unassigned]
Level: 1
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Health Points (HP): 100/100
Mana Points (MP): 50/50
Strength: 8
Agility: 10
Endurance: 9
Intelligence: 12
Wisdom: 10
Mana: 15
Luck: 7
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Skills:
[Basic Adaptation]
「Allows the user to quickly adjust to new environments and situations.」
[Beginner Mana Control]
[ Enables the user to sense and manipulate mana at a basic level.]
[Observation]
[Grants the ability to analyze objects, people, or situations in detail, revealing hidden information or stats.]
Titles:
[Reincarnated]
Slight increase in adaptability and learning speed for skills.
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Inventory:
Kuoh Academy Male Uniform
Smartphone
Wallet
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「System Installed- Welcome Tenma Light]
System Log: Critical Error
The moment Tenma took his first breath, the system's recalibration faltered under the sheer weight of his existence
"Say wha-"
「Re Adjusting stats and skills.」
Name: Tenma Light
Race: God (Big G)
Age: 18
Class: [Protagonist]
Level: Error: Undefined
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Stats
HP: ∞
MP: ∞
Strength: Transcendental
Agility: Take a step and you're in Dc.
Endurance: Absolute
Intelligence: Omniscient
Wisdom: Unfathomable
Mana: Boundless
Luck: So unfair it's funny
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Skills
[Yes]
Omnipotence: It's not cheating if the system allows it.
Reality Rewrite: Change the rules of existence just by wanting to.
Narrative Override: Why follow the plot when you are the plot?
Existence Erasure: Just stop thinking about something—it's gone.
Suddenly, the second He breathed-
BOOM
The world crumbled instantly, unable to withstand the sheer force emitted by Tenma's casual inhale. Reality's threads tightened, twisted, and finally snapped. Time itself froze as the system frantically scrambled to compensate.
System Notice:
Backup of world: Failed.
Reconstruction: Impossible.
Suggested action: Bow down and hope Tenma is in a good mood.
...."Oops."
Now being completely calm, most likely an effect due to the raw power, he flicked his hand, everything returning to normal. However this time he added complete randomness to the universe. If it was Dxd before, now it well. Wasn't
Dragons could now hatch from vending machines, angels ran food trucks, and eldritch beings auditioned for reality TV shows.
"Heyyy System-chan, What's going on here?~" he said, not xaring about the strange looks people gave him
「...Analyzing Query...」
「Welcome to the Randomized Chaosverse! This version of existence is defined by:
1. Complete randomness.
2. Absolute freedom.
3. Mild existential dread.
Enjoy your stay! ^-^」
He'd walk around for a few moments, looking at the sky, which now had floating fairy like beings. Some of which waved at him. He may or may not have made himself to be considered the most attractive man alive...
Behind him, a vending machine rumbled ominously. A dragon egg popped out, cracked open, and the baby dragon promptly stole someone's coffee.
"Nice going lil dude!" He said, giving the thumbs up to the baby dragon, which chirped and flew away.
Little did he know- The dragon grew up to become-
"No I know."
Wait what.'~'