"Sir, what is that?!" Allen wept as he entered the driver's seat while Atlas removed his blazer from the backseat. "You just blew up two of your dates in a span of five minutes! Are you trying to break the world record?! At this point, it's best to go on speed dating!"
Atlas casually placed his blazer down and glanced at the driver's seat. "Speed dating? What is that?"
"What?"
"Does that mean I can finish this abominable arrangement in an hour?" Atlas asked seriously. "This thing is tiring. If there's a way to end it quickly, why not do it? Work smart, not hard."
"..." Allen's mouth quivered, opening and closing, his voice stuck in his throat. After a moment, he slowly looked away from the backseat, his eyes gleaming with tears. "Oh, good lord. He's going to grow old single and die a virgin."