Jiang Zhe nearly choked on a cherry.
Xiaobao held up a piece of watermelon and said, "Idol, I don't want you to be my idol anymore, be my master."
"Yeah, be our master. Teach me how to exercise! Teach me how to solve problems, teach me how to fight wolves, teach me anything... Heaven's above and Earth's below, I..." Fatty also made his stance clear.
Jiang Zhe had a headache and cut him off, "That's enough, stop talking. Did you lead Xiaobao to do this?"
Xiaobao immediately said, "It wasn't him, I learned it myself. Everyone says that's how you take a master in the Dragon Emperor Country, kneeling shows more sincerity. I've read all of your wuxia novels, it's just like that."
The thing Jiang Zhe feared most in life was maintaining personal relationships, the second was being tired, and the third was trouble.
Together, Xiaobao and Fatty combined all three of her biggest fears, like a buff stacked to the max.
"I'm not taking disciples," Jiang Zhe refused.
