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Chapter 73 - Heist

(Katsuo POV)

Eager to test my Tempest Inferno—my new domain's name because, let's face it, Fiery Haven just didn't cut it—I decided to take a solo trip to the Crypt. Yes, I got permission from my trio this time. Dem, Kai, and Jade waved me off with what I assumed was a mix of encouragement and relief. Or maybe they were just happy to avoid another round of seagull attacks.

Venturing into the depths of Wraeclast's forsaken wilderness, I found myself at the entrance of the Crypt. The air was thick with an ominous chill, and the trees seemed to whisper ghostly secrets. "Perfect," I muttered, "just the place I wanted to spend my afternoon. In a creepy, cursed graveyard."

As I stepped inside, the Crypt's darkness swallowed me whole. I activated Tempest Inferno, the walls, ground, and roof engulfed in crackling fiery energy. I half-expected some dramatic, glowing light to suddenly reveal the ancient horrors within. Instead, what greeted me was a poorly kept place. "Well, this is cozy," I said to no one in particular, my voice echoing eerily.

The first room greeted me with the lovely sight of undead skeletons. "Hey, boneheads!" I called out, raising my weapon. "How about you all stay dead for a change?" They, of course, had no intention of obliging.

I walked towards them nonchalantly, my domain paving a path, burning, slicing, and electrocuting skeletons as they approached me. "Honestly, how many times do I have to teach this lesson? You're dead! Stay that way!"

Moving deeper into the Crypt, I encountered a maze of twisting corridors and hidden traps. Every corner seemed designed to make my life miserable. "Oh, great, a maze," I sighed, avoiding a tripwire. "Because what's an ancient tomb without some good old-fashioned dismemberment traps?"

The next section of the crypt was guarded by a gaggle of zombies. "Seriously?" I groaned, zapping the nearest one with a bolt of lightning. "You guys look like leftovers from a bad seafood buffet."

One particularly chunky zombie lunged at me, and I ducked under its slimy grasp. "Whoa, buddy! Personal space!" I shouted, sending a wave of flames to roast him. The smell was atrocious. "Ugh, now it smells like burnt sushi in here. Thanks a lot!"

As I turned another corner, a ghostly apparition floated towards me. Its ghostly form flickered , making them look like ethereal, floating rags. "Oh, great, a ghost," I muttered, rolling my eyes. "Isn't it enough that this place has skeletons and traps? Must we add ghosts to the mix?"

The ghost let out an unearthly wail, which was more annoying than terrifying. "Save it for the haunted house, Casper!" I called out, sending a crackling bolt of energy its way. The ghost dissipated with a huffy wail, and I continued onward.

A bit later, I found myself facing a particularly nasty-looking lich. "Well, hello there," I said, twirling Sanchomo. "Fancy meeting you here."

The lich raised its bony hands, summoning more skeletons and zombies to its aid. "Oh, come on! Can't you fight your own battles?" I groaned, as my domain made quick work of the new arrivals.

The lich shot a fireball at me, which I deflected with a flick of my wrist. "Nice try," I smirked, sending a wave of fire and lightning towards it. The lich screeched in pain as the flames and bolts tore through its decaying body.

"Looks like your afterlife just got a whole lot shorter," I quipped, delivering the final blow. The lich crumbled to dust, and the crypt fell silent.

With the lich defeated, I took a moment to catch my breath and admire my handiwork. "Neat," I said to myself.

Finally, I arrived at the heart of the Crypt. There, on a pedestal, lay the Tome of Offering. It looked as ancient and foreboding as I had imagined, with dark leather binding and cryptic runes glowing faintly on its cover. "Well, hello, creepy old book," I said, stepping closer. "You better be worth all this trouble."

As I reached out to grab the Tome, the room started to shake, and a deep, menacing growl echoed through the Crypt. "Of course," I groaned, rolling my eyes. "Why wouldn't there be a guardian?"

From the shadows emerged a cursed construct, a hulking mass of stone and metal animated by dark magic. "You must be the welcoming committee," I quipped, readying my weapon.

The cursed construct lumbered towards me, its glowing eyes fixed on the Tome. "You know, you guys really need to work on your hospitality," I said, shifting into a fighting stance. "A simple 'Take the book and go' would've sufficed."

The construct let out a guttural roar, swinging a massive, spiked fist at me. I dodged to the side, feeling the rush of air as the fist slammed into the ground, sending shards of stone flying. "Guess it's time to test Tempest Inferno on you, big guy," I said, my domain crackling with energy.

With a Shunpo, I zipped forward, Sanchomo slashing through the air. The construct's outer layer resisted at first, but the combined force of fire, lightning, and wind began to wear it down. "Hope you're ready to be deconstructed," I quipped, ducking under another wild swing.

As the construct staggered, I took the opportunity to channel more energy into my domain. Flames roared higher, lightning bolts struck with greater intensity, and the air itself seemed to howl with fury. The construct's movements became sluggish, its once-imposing form now a crumbling wreck.

"You're not so tough now, are you?" I taunted, landing a series of Rapid Slash that sent chunks of stone and metal flying. The construct let out one final, pained groan before collapsing into a heap of rubble.

I stood over the remains, catching my breath. "Whew, that was a workout," I said, sheathing Sanchomo. "Now, where was I? Oh right, creepy old book."

I approached the pedestal and finally grabbed the Tome of Offering. The runes on its cover glowed brighter for a moment before settling into a steady, eerie light. "Okay, book, let's get out of here before any more surprises show up."

As I made my way back through the Crypt, I couldn't help but reflect on my journey. "Just another day in Wraeclast," I mused, dodging the now familiar traps and dispatching a few more skeletons. "Fighting undead, outsmarting traps, and retrieving ancient, cursed artifacts. All in a day's work, for a Janitor. What's next, a dragon made of chocolate? Actually, that sounds delicious."

Emerging from the Crypt, I took a deep breath of fresh air. "Well, that was fun," I said sarcastically. "Now, let's see what trouble this Tome of Offering brings next." With the ancient artifact in hand, I set off back to our Igloo.

As I headed back, I couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction. Tempest Inferno had proven its worth, and I knew we were ready for whatever Wraeclast had to throw at us next. And who knows? Maybe that dragon made of chocolate wasn't such a far-fetched idea after all.

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Sitting on the ground while my trio gathered in front of me, I decided to give them a quick lesson on why they should never, ever step into Tempest Inferno.

"Alright, team," I began, "let me tell you about Tempest Inferno, my personal chaos-in-a-bubble masterpiece. Picture this: you're a Grandmaster Janitor, and you need something a little more intense than a 'Keep Out' sign for the nasties out there. That's where Tempest Inferno comes in."

"Imagine standing in the middle of a three-meter wide sphere where Mother Nature decided to throw her wildest party, and she invited fire, lightning, and air. These elements don't just mingle—they throw down like it's a rock concert, a lightning storm, and a volcano eruption all rolled into one. You with me? Good."

I pointed towards Jade as he nodded, Dem flickered brightly, and Kai, well, was being Kai.

"First off, let's talk fire. Flames here don't just burn; they *swirl*. It's like being inside a giant flaming blender, minus the smoothies. These aren't your average campfire flames; they're more like, 'Hey, let's incinerate anything that even thinks about coming close!' It's the ultimate in fiery intimidation."

"Then we have lightning. Now, I'm not talking about the occasional zap you get from shuffling on carpet. No, this is full-on, sky-rending, Zeus-is-having-a-bad-day lightning. Bolts crackle and leap around like caffeinated squirrels, creating a web of electrical doom. It's unpredictable, it's deadly, and it's a heck of a light show. Just remember to duck."

"Now, add in some air. But not just a gentle breeze—oh no, we're talking gale-force winds that could knock a dragon off its feet. These winds whip around, carrying sparks and arcs of lightning, creating a scene straight out of a disaster movie. They'll batter your enemies, push them into the flames, and generally make life miserable for anyone not on your guest list."

"So, how do you, the grandmaster of chaos, control this? It's like conducting a symphony, if your orchestra was composed of natural disasters. You direct the flames to where you want them, like a pyromaniac choreographer. You guide the lightning with a flick of your wrist, zapping anything that looks at you funny. And the winds? You whip them into vortexes, sending enemies flying like leaves in a hurricane."

"In practical terms, Tempest Inferno is your go-to for when you need to say, 'Nope, not today!' to anyone daring enough to approach. It's a three-meter death zone that screams, 'Enter at your own risk,' while you stand in the middle, perfectly safe, looking like the ultimate badass."

"So, there you have it. Tempest Inferno: because sometimes, you just need a little more flair (and a lot more fire, lightning, and wind) to get the job done."

Dem smiled and flickered in approval, Kai buzzed around excitedly, and Jade nodded sagely. I couldn't help but laugh. "Alright, gang, let's hope I don't have to use it too often. But if I do, remember—stay clear and enjoy the show from a safe distance!"