**In a luxurious villa.**
**Elder Sister:** Ah Hai, Ah Hai, don't go.
**Second Sister:** Elder Sister, what are you doing? Ah Hai is going to study, not becoming a monk. Don't be so dramatic.
**Elder Sister** looks at Xue Pei (Second Sister) with a hostile expression: It's all your fault. If you hadn't instilled independence and strength in him since he was a child, Ah Hai wouldn't be going to study elsewhere.
**Second Sister:** Yes, it's my doing, so what? **Second Sister** says smugly.
**Second Sister:** And wasn't it you who kept following him around, causing his classmates to laugh at him?
**Elder Sister:** What did they laugh at?
**Second Sister:** They laughed that you're not his grandmother or his mother, but his elder sister.
Standing nearby, Xue Hai finally couldn't help but shout: Enough, stop arguing! I'm going to miss my flight.
**Elder Sister:** So what if you miss it? Then don't go.
Xue Hai ignores her: Thank you all for taking care of me these past years. Thank you, everyone. Young master, be careful.
**Xue Hai** walks toward the car.
**Butler:** Young master, take care.
**Xue Hai:** Got it.
**Elder Sister**: Don't go, Ah Hai! **Elder Sister** gets emotional. **Second Sister** holds her back.
In the car, Ah Hai thinks: Huh, what's going on? Why do I hear Elder Sister's voice? **Xue Hai** sits up and finds that the person sitting next to him is his **Elder Sister**.
**Xue Hai** is startled.
**Xue Hai (thinking):** Elder Sister, when did you get in?
**Elder Sister:** I decided to accompany you to Hangzhou.
**Xue Hai:** Ah, alright.
**Elder Sister (thinking):** You little brat, don't think you can get rid of me.
**Xue Hai:** Sigh.
**Pause.**
What's going on? Why is there no picture? It turns out that Zhang Yifei was watching this TV show. Suddenly, a few words appear on the computer screen: Do you want to travel through time? Yifei finds it strange. Time travel? Maybe the computer has a virus again. These hackers are so boring. The protagonist intended to click "No," but accidentally clicked "Yes," and a strong light from the computer screen sucked him in.
Who knows how much time passed.
At this moment, Zhang Yifei wakes up slowly on a lawn. Where is this place? Yifei looks at the people coming and going on the road, and pulls a passerby to ask.
**Yifei:** Excuse me, where is this place?
**Student:** This is Zhejiang University.
**Yifei:** Ah? Zhejiang University? **Yifei** is stunned.
**Student:** Have you finished asking? You must be new here.
**Yifei:** Mm, thank you.
**Yifei (thinking):** How did I end up here? Yifei walks and thinks, unintentionally arriving where Da Lang and Elder Sister are arguing.
**Yifei** looks at the two people.
**Yifei (thinking):** These two look familiar.
**Yifei:** What are you arguing about?
**Da Lang** and **Elder Sister** stop and look at Yifei.
**Da Lang:** We're not arguing. Are you a new transfer student?
**Yifei's** mind races.
**Yifei:** Yes. What's your name?
**Da Lang:** I'm Xue…
**Elder Sister:** Lin Da Lang, Lin Da Lang, **Elder Sister** interjects.
At this moment, **Xue Hai** pulls **Elder Sister** aside: Elder Sister, what's with this Lin Da Lang name? It sounds awful.
**Elder Sister:** What do you know? If others find out our family is wealthy, it'll be bad for you.
**Xue Hai:** Ugh, Elder Sister, why do I have to use a fake name?
**Elder Sister:** When you wanted to study in Hangzhou, I came up with this fake name for you.
**Xue Hai:** Ah?
**Zhang Yifei:** What are you two talking about?
At this point, **Xue Hai** and **Elder Sister** realize they've forgotten about **Yifei**.
**Yifei:** Lin Da Lang, Da Lang? I think I've heard this name somewhere before?
**Xue Hai:** Do you know me?
**Zhang Yifei (thinking):** Lin Da Lang? Isn't that the name from the popular TV show "Hi My Sweetheart"? Could he be Luo Zhixiang? No way, did I really time travel? He couldn't figure it out.
**Xue Hai:** Hey, what are you thinking about? **Yifei** snaps back to reality.
**Yifei:** Oh, I got it. **Yifei** says excitedly.
**Xue Hai & Elder Sister:** You got what?
**Yifei:** Da Lang, isn't that the name of Pink Panther's friend?
**Elder Sister (thinking):** Finally, a weight off my shoulders. I thought he knew Ah Hai's identity.
**Xue Hai:** You know Pink Panther?
**Yifei:** Yes, I like Pink Panther too.
**Xue Hai:** Great, me too.
**Xue Hai:** What's your name?
**Yifei:** I'm Zhang Yifei.
**Xue Hai:** Oh.
**Zhang Yifei:** Da Lang, let's go register.
**Xue Hai:** Okay.
**Xue Hai:** Bye, Elder Sister.
**Elder Sister:** What do you mean bye?
**Xue Hai:** Aren't you going back after sending me to Hangzhou?
**Elder Sister:** No, I have to take you to register and settle you in the dorm before I can feel at ease.
**Xue Hai:** I'm not a kid. What university student still has parents accompanying them?
**Elder Sister:** Hey, you even lost your boarding pass. How can I be sure you won't lose yourself?
**Xue Hai:** That's not true.
**Yifei** watches as **Da Lang** and **Elder Sister** continue talking.
**Yifei (thinking):** This dialogue is just like a joke
**Zhang Yifei:** Alright, Elder Sister, Da Lang, stop arguing. Da Lang, Elder Sister is just looking out for your safety. **Xue Hai** looks at **Yifei** and has no choice but to agree.
**Yifei:** Wow, there are so many people here.
**Da Lang:** Sis, over there. (He says and then sneaks away.)
**Elder Sister:** Over there? It should be over there. (She turns around.) Da Lang?
**Yifei:** He's over there. (Yifei points in that direction.)
**Elder Sister:** That brat.
At this moment, Da Lang runs up to the staff and opens his file.
**Staff:** What's your name, student?
**Da Lang:** My name is Xue...
**Elder Sister:** Lin Da Lang. (Her voice comes from behind.)
**Da Lang:** Sis, what are you saying?
**Elder Sister:** (To the staff) Lin Da Lang.
**Staff:** And what's the name of the student behind you?
**Yifei:** My name is Zhang Yifei.
The staff flips through the transfer student records.
**Staff:** Here it is, Lin Da Lang and Zhang Yifei, welcome to our school. (Due to Yifei's time travel, a subtle change occurs here.)
**Yifei (thinking):** That scared me, but what's going on here?
**Staff:** Now you two can pay the fees.
**Elder Sister:** Thank you.
**Da Lang:** Sis, don't go yet.
Elder Sister and Da Lang walk out.
**Campus**
**Da Lang:** Wait a second, Sis. Are you really going to make me use the name Lin Da Lang at school?
**Elder Sister:** Yes, you think I'm joking?
**Da Lang:** But...
**Elder Sister:** But what? If others find out...
**Da Lang (interrupting):** Sis, you're at it again. You're going to say that our family is so rich and that I'm the only son, so if someone has bad intentions towards me, what will we do?
**Elder Sister:** Exactly.
**Lin Da Lang:** But, Sis, the name Lin Da Lang is really awful.
**Elder Sister:** There's no other way. Just remember, your name is Lin Da Lang and your family is very poor, very poor.
**Da Lang:** Oh, should we tell Yifei?
**Elder Sister:** Don't tell him your real identity for now, we'll talk about it later.
**Da Lang:** Okay.
Yifei walks out from the registration office.
**Yifei:** Sis, Da Lang, what are you two talking about?
**Da Lang & Elder Sister:** Nothing.
**Yifei:** Are you two hiding something from me?
**Da Lang & Elder Sister:** No, absolutely not.
**Yifei (thinking):** Even if you don't say, I know.
**Yifei:** Oh.
**Dormitory**
Ba Shuang and Wu Ke are dozing off. Ba Shuang opens his eyes and sees three people.
**Ba Shuang:** Are you two new transfer students?
**Da Lang:** Yes.
**Yifei:** Yes.
Ba Shuang and Wu Ke stand up.
**Ba Shuang:** My name is Ba Shuang. (Makes the number 8 gesture.)
**Wu Ke:** My name is Wu Ke. (Makes the number 5 gesture.)
**Da Lang & Yifei & Elder Sister:** Ba Shuang, Wu Ke. (Make the 8 and 5 gestures.)
**Ba Shuang:** Yes, what are your names?
**Yifei:** My name is Zhang Yifei. (He walks over and shakes hands with Ba Shuang and Wu Ke.)
**Wu Ke:** And what's your name?
**Da Lang:** Hello, my name is Xue...
**Elder Sister:** Lin Da Lang, Lin Da Lang, Lin Da Lang.
Ba Shuang and Wu Ke nod their heads.
**Ba Shuang:** We get it, but why repeat it three times?
**Ba Shuang:** Then this must be your grandmother, grandmother, grandmother.
At this moment, Elder Sister feels a bit uncomfortable with what they said.
**Elder Sister:** I'm not his grandmother, grandmother, grandmother.
**Wu Ke & Ba Shuang:** Then you must be his mother, mother, mother.
Da Lang and Yifei laugh behind them.
**Elder Sister (angrily):** I'm his elder sister, elder sister, elder sister.
**Wu Ke:** Elder...sister?
**Ba Shuang:** How...can it be?
**Da Lang:** Is it that serious?
**Elder Sister:** Ugh, ugh, ugh, this small room houses four people. My servants' quarters are bigger than this.
**Elder Sister:** Look at the stuff stuck on the wall. And the windows aren't made of aluminum, they're plastic. If a strong wind blows at night, can this plastic material hold?
**Elder Sister:** If it makes our Da Lang sick, what then?
**Ba Shuang:** It sounds like you're very wealthy?
**Da Lang:** Our family isn't wealthy. We're very poor, very poor, very poor.
**Wu Ke:** But your sister just said so.
**Da Lang:** She...she has delusions of wealth.
Da Lang says this while giving a wink to his sister.
**Ba Shuang & Wu Ke:** Huh, delusions of wealth?
**Da Lang:** Yes, it's a very rare condition.
**Da Lang:** Only very poor, very poor, very poor people imagine themselves as wealthy.
**Elder Sister:** Da Lang, what nonsense are you talking about? When did I have this condition?
**Yifei (intentionally):** Yes, when did you get this condition, Sis?
**Yifei (thinking):** I didn't expect the dialogues from "Hi My Sweetheart" to be so interesting. Haha, it's more fun than watching on the computer.
**Yifei (deliberately watching the scene):** Da Lang walks to his sister and whispers, you do have the condition, and it's serious. Why else would you always imagine yourself as rich and wealthy?
**Da Lang:** Aren't we very poor? (He winks at his sister.)
Elder Sister sees Da Lang winking and realizes she had said too much.
**Elder Sister:** Oh, yes. We're very poor, very poor.
**Wu Ke:** Actually, my family is poor too, but I don't have this strange condition. That means you're poorer than us. How pitiful.
Da Lang nods.
**Elder Sister:** Very pitiful, very pitiful. (She puts on a look of grievance.)
Yifei watches them with a smile.
**Yifei:** Sis, enough. You should be leaving now, right?
**Elder Sister:** Huh?
**Da Lang:** Yes, Sis, it's about time. You can go now.
Elder Sister pouts in displeasure, feeling like she's being kicked out.
**Yifei:** Sis, that trick won't work anymore.
**Da Lang:** Come on, Sis, didn't you say you'd leave after helping me register and move into the dorm?
**Da Lang:** And you promised not to disturb me while I study in Hangzhou. Be true to your word.
**Yifei:** Yes, Sis, you need to keep your word.
**Elder Sister:** Fine, then I'll go.
**Da Lang & Yifei:** Okay.
**Elder Sister:** I'm really leaving.
**Da Lang:** Goodbye.
**Yifei:** We know, Sis. Stop talking nonsense.
**Elder Sister:** This time, I'm really going.
**Da Lang:** Go ahead.
Ba Shuang and Wu Ke wave goodbye.
After she leaves, Da Lang and Yifei happily shake hands with Ba Shuang and Wu Ke.
**Da Lang:** Hi, do you have internet here?
**Ba Shuang:** Yes.
**Yifei:** Is it wired or wireless?
**Ba Shuang:** Wired.
At this moment, Da Lang has a flash of realization. He sees his sister in front of him.
**Yifei:** Sis, why haven't you left yet?
**Da Lang:** Yes, why are you back again?
**Elder Sister:** I forgot my bag.
**Da Lang:** Oh.
**Elder Sister:** I'm really leaving now.
Elder Sister reluctantly walks out of the room.
**Yifei:** Hi, Ba Shuang, Wu Ke.
**Ba Shuang & Wu Ke:** Hi, Yifei.
Elder Sister knocks on the door again. Da Lang is annoyed.
**Yifei & Ba Shuang & Wu Ke:** Da Lang, let us get it.
Ba Shuang and Wu Ke open the door.
**Elder Sister:** I just wanted to say...
**Yifei & Ba Shuang & Wu Ke:** Sis, we know you're leaving.
Elder Sister glances at Da Lang. Da Lang ignores her. She has to leave.
Outside the dorm building, Elder Sister gets into a taxi and says to the driver: "Take me to the best hotel in Hangzhou."
**Elder Sister (thinking):** Hmph, this kid wants to kick me out, dream on.