First off if you want the full novel experience or you just have a poor attention span skip this chapter it might be a little to much for your silly little tiktok, brain-rot brain (jk). If your still here great! i'm going to give you a little run down on what to expect.

1. first of all I am a very new writer, fresh off the press actually; so expect the earlier chapters to have shaky quality at best. Of course, on the flip-side hopefully you'll be able to see my gradual progression and brag about it to your friends... imaginary friends, but who's counting right ;).

2. Now i know this is stupid but i'm trying to do an AU for my first FF. I thought of this idea on a whim and decided to just give it a shot. Essentially the basis of this fic is to show how ridiculous some of these fanfics are, so be ready for some harsh realism.

3. Now, lets get one thing straight; i have no issue with any and all kind of fanfics. I've read every normal FF, AU FF, crack fics hell even shit fics on danmachi you can think of. I've invested to much time to be a hater on these fics. However, nothing quite boils my piss quite like false advertising. Just the other day i read a fic that claimed to be a 'realism fic' and wouldn't you know it within the first 16 chapters the fucking MC had a harem of 7 woman, some of which he probably shouldn't have even been able to talk with given the fact that he had been in Orario for about 2 weeks. i couldn't care less that he had 7 woman but at least make it somewhat believable. Don't even get me started on the depictions of Freya. Like come on! like God, some MC's will have about 77 women and still be put off by the fact that in her past she sleeps around. Personally i wouldn't want to be with someone long term, who has a history like that, however i certainly wouldn't trash someone for their history as its their own life and decisions which i can respect and accept. Also most MC's have literally no leg to stand on so to speak. i get that shes promiscuous but deciding the MC is her Odr just because he has a 'beautiful' soul. You'd think that a woman who's countless millennia old would have a little patience, or at the very least enough so that she could test her supposed soul mate, no? Sorry, had to get that off my chest, i'm good now though ;) i think it's best to move on to the last and final point.

4. Speaking about women, lets discuss love interests. I can speak to women (shocker i know), and i cant claim to be an expert with women but the amount of BS I've seen (about romance and in lemons) written by losers who are most definitely virgins is crazy. I will try to make the interaction with women within the story as organic as possible. This means that there will be no Pokemon catching, but more importantly this means that factors such as status, power dynamics and age differences etc. will be considered. On the other hand, this does not put large age gaps and things of such nature out of the equation for reasons later addressed (hint, hint morality of the time period and life expectancy etc.). I'm a virgin (tmi i know) so i wont be writing any lemons at this point as i don't really want to do research in that area; maybe in the rewrite though so look forward to that i guess.

Now readers as I've said above, i will be doing a re-write once my writing quality has improved. Despite all I've said i only have love towards those brave enough to put their creations online for all to judge. In a step to encourage more to do so please do share what you think of my story through the contact details i put out later. Also please do contact me if you want permission to use any of my content either for inspiration or use in other forms, i'm very nice i promise and any reasonable request will be accepted :).