"How about starting with an apology?"
"What?"
"An apology," Ma Lu said, taking a bottle of cola out of the chilled box.
"Why should I apologize... It was you who started it," Yu Yitong said discontentedly, "Hmm, last time I was wrong, I shouldn't have had Mike buy the braised large intestines from you and then show it off in the car, but that was because you wouldn't sell them to me before, and I did it out of anger..."
"No, I'm not talking about last time," Ma Lu interrupted Yu Yitong.
"You left a comment on my Steam account's activity feed saying you wanted to break up with me, I replied to you saying we should discuss it face to face, you could choose the place and time, but then you stood me up after choosing... And by the way, what kind of weirdo breaks up with someone over Steam?"
"It was my first time, I didn't have any experience," Yu Yitong muttered, "and that day I just happened to run into some trouble."
