As they released their bowstrings, the moment the arrows were nailed into human flesh, and when the cries of the dying rang out, Ails seemed to hear the pleasing chime of a cash register.
The business here is done. Time to head to the Prairie Elf Tea Restaurant in Mark City and enjoy a meal of Positive Energy Meat Soup cooked with Holy Water as the base, along with Holy Pumpkin Porridge and Salvation Sausage made with potions for treating lethal wounds, all of which are Ails's favorites, even if indulging in these delicacies requires transformation spells and a lot of Gold Coins.
But who makes Ails an Undead, to whom Gold Coins are merely numerous collectibles in his storage.
They are as delicious as pufferfish, and every Lich should go there once to experience the bliss of Holy Water exploding in their mouths, to listen to the low murmurs of maxims beside their ears, and to contemplate the instant their Soul Fire is ignited by the potions.
