[Helis Sea]
"Hey, rookie, don't break this beauty. I'm Todd, leaving this recording here because you've been booting up non-stop for over 12 hours. Yes, I know everyone's excited about new tech, but don't fry your neurons to a crisp, there's more to life than surfing the net, think about your future."
"This is Symantec Information Security Company. We have never seen an adversary as tough as you. Fight with us, we'll pay you $204,000 a month. Stop wasting your youth here, will Nestor Corporation pay you that much?"
"Hi, esteemed 'Electronic Phantom',
We are honored to inform you that you have been removed from the service client lists of the vast majority of companies, neutral zones, and free towns worldwide. Due to your relentless opposition, we have included you in our partners' unified blacklist. Wherever you access the public network, we will find you, destroy you, kill all your relatives, to compensate for the immense trouble you've caused us.