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"Hey—! Broomhead! Fucking hell, I almost didn't recognize you! I thought you might've died in some ditch!"
"Barnie! You dead fat pig! Getting fatter by the day! Spouting shit the moment you open your mouth! Asking for a beating!"
"Oh, oh, oh, be gentle, be gentle, what the fuck? Those legs are damn fine! Who's this?"
"Oh, my girl, brought her here to get her prosthetic body modified. Trying to make some money."
"Yo! Broomhead, look at you! Managed to snatch up such a hot chick! Heh heh, is she good in the saddle?"
"Cut the crap! Lend me your Susan for a couple of laps!"
"Alright, by the way, Broomhead, can you check out Susan for me? She's been backfiring a lot lately."
"Shit! It's 'cause your fat ass has been on her! Could it be the igniter got damaged? You didn't cheap out and fuel up with the Whirlpool Gang's illegal gasoline again, did you? Fuck, I've told you, it's really gutter oil they're peddling!"