David didn't pay them any more attention and turned to the guards to instruct, "Take good care of these people. If they have any needs, try your best to accommodate them!"
After all, this group was composed of Hollywood heavyweights, not unpardonable criminals, so David granted them some additional human rights.
"Yes, Director!"
...
This night was sure to be one that many would spend restless, everyone anticipating the outcome come dawn.
The next morning, the events of last night's Oscar ceremony, without a doubt, hit the front page of every major American newspaper.
[The Los Angeles Times: The most unforgettable Oscar ceremony in history, with the IRS taking center stage!]
[The Washington Post: Shocking! Director David from the Western Suburb Branch captures Hollywood big shots 'in one fell swoop'!]
[BBC: Global focus on Los Angeles, major IRS move!]
"Fake, what's going on here?"
"The IRS actually swept through the Oscar ceremony? What kind of farce is this?"
