Oh my God, screaming for gender equality every day, and what do we get? A total screw-over.
Women have their exclusive buses, and they even get their own Labor Women's Day every year. What about us, the great male brethren?
On Women's Day, we serve our wives; on Children's Day, we serve our kids; on Mother's Day and Father's Day, we serve our parents. When will we get a Macho Men's Day, huh? How about calling it 'Macho Men Clash'?
"Hey, Ning Han, why do I feel like you harbor such hatred towards men?"
"Don't look at people with tinted glasses or speak with negativity."
"Men and women, after all, are both human; let's not be like that."
"How come when a woman has several lovers, she's said to have a story, but when a man has several mistresses, he's labeled a heartbreaker?"
Ning Han elegantly sipped her red wine, swirling the glass, her lips crimson as if stained with blood—ah spit, why am I suddenly quoting lyrics?