Bed and breakfasts are becoming more and more common nowadays. How many delivery workers would be needed if each one requires breakfast delivery?
They say the delivery tip is 5 yuan, but those young ladies up in the mountains, they give tips of 10 yuan, 20 yuan, 50 yuan, even up to 100 yuan at most.
"Mr. Ye, just how many female fans have you fooled?" Lin Zhenghui asked his fellow trickster.
"What's the problem? It's all consensual," Ye Zhiqiu said, feeling guilty as he was asked.
"That's not it. You've seemed to have lost a lot, at least five kilos. You can't keep this up, you've got to have limits, be moderate. I don't have workers' comp for you, you know," Lin Zhenghui said.
"A few times a day, that's not too much, right?"
"Every single day?"
"Pretty much, sometimes in the woods, sometimes in the cornfields..."
"During the day, too?"
"It's thrilling!"
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You have to admit, the way these two guys flirt with girls is really impressive.
