Once upon a time, there was a magical fish named Gerald. Gerald was a little fatty. He had ugly scales and was going to be eaten for dinner by a little old man. The man was a fisherman named Bob, and was originally going to eat Gerald, but found Gerald so ugly that he threw him into the trash can. Gerald escaped and grew little feet when he ran away. Now, Gerald looked and smelled UGLY. He made a little home in the sewers and survived on rats and gravy. The sewer water made him even stinkier, and his name changed to Gerald the Stinky. Gerald the Stinky loved living in the sewers, but one day they started to get overheated, and he was gonna blow up if he stayed in them. Finally, after months in the sewer, Gerald the Stinky climbed out of the sewers and set off, trying to find an extra dirty patch of water. Gerald found he had a fetish for sewage, and he carried a little camera to take pictures of random trash he found on the streets. Even though he had passed by so many trash cans and sewages, Gerald the Stinky just couldn't find a perfect dirty home for him. One day, when he felt so done with his little life, he crawled into a trash can and closed his eyes. He saw the fish god, looking down at him with beautiful, clean clothes. The god told him that it was time to stop being Gerald the Stinky and turn into Gerald the Sanitized. Gerald hissed at him like a little furry and crawled away on his dirty little feet. Gerald spent the rest of his little life going dumpster diving and being Gerald the Stinky, and he finally closed his eyes on a pile of trash, wondering what his life would've been if he turned into Gerald the Sanitized. When he woke up, he gasped. In front of him was the most beautiful dumpster he had ever seen. It was so perfectly dirty, with a mud bath area on the floor, flies crawling over dog poop, and yummy rotten bananas on top of the dumpster. The best part of all was a beautiful dead rat that had ticks, lice, and maggots crawling over it. Gerald wiggled his green little toes in happiness and dived in only to find a big surprise inside. A dead human. THE FISHERMAN THAT TRIED TO EAT HIM!!! Gerald happily jumped into the dumpster and chewed away, finishing the man in mere minutes. He closed his eyes in bliss and decided to grow a little beard. He was now Gerald the Extremely Stinky/cannibal/fetish for dumpsters/fish. Not once did he think of the world outside of his little home, except for the fact of gratitude to the people throwing stuff in the trash. One day, he decided to go back to the ocean to visit his clean cousins. He traveled for days, and jumped into the ocean. In an instant, the ocean REEKED. And the worst part? He forgot how to swim. It seems like dumpster diving doesn't really train you for swimming. He fell, fell, and fell, and eventually lost his breath. And that's how the story of Gerald the Extremely Stinky/cannibal/fetish for dumpsters/fish ended.
THE END.