"Great! Just fucking GREAT! Thanks for BEING A CONSTANT USELESS PIECE OF-," then blank.
That was the last thing I remembered. What happened? I don't know.
Did I fall? Get run over? Have a sudden but absolutely amazing epiphany that caused me to blank out and solve the answer to the question in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?
No. No. And 42.
Hehe…
In all seriousness I don't know really anything. I know my name is ***..
Hah, there it goes again.
Whatever, I knew who I was. I knew that I just finished a long contract in the military. That I finally was going to be able to go on a road trip driving a shitty car to every state. That I was 23. That I loved curvy-..
Anyways, you might ask, 'What's with you drawling on and on with sentences in the past tense?'
Because I'm not even old enough to have even started a contract in the military. I'm not able to drive any car to any state. I'm not even 23.
I still love cur%-_-$&
*Cough* *Cough*
Well besides that.. yes.. you probably guessed correctly.
I'm in a different world than the one I was originally born in.
A completely different world from any I know. It's not another novel I have read in my past life. I'm not some side character that has a castle above a grey fog. Not a trashy son of a noble with red hair. Nor am I even in a world of whatever you call a those stars that make those shapes… constellations maybe?
I don't even know.
Why you may ask? Because it's also not an anime, movie, tv series, fan fiction, or even a damn video game!
… okay it's kind of a video game, but not any actual console games!
The things I've seen here remind me of those nights where my buddies brought drinks and boisterously laughed out loud after rolling a specific number on a certain twenty sided dice.
A world based on a role playing game on paper and pencil! A world of swords and magic! Of Majestic Dragons! Of Mortals becoming Gods!
It should be fantastic right?
Wrong! Absolutely wrong!
It's not even a good comparison to other shit! Yeah the game itself is fun with friends and a dm telling you what to do, but do I have that here!
No!
There isn't any pause to get pizza and joke around with friends. No gaslighting your dm friend to letting you convince a dragon it is your long lost sister. None of that!
The world isn't even from a campaign that I have played in or even heard of! Everything is dangerous! I don't even know the future!
Now doesn't that sound great! The only thing I know are basic bull shiznizzle…
(•~•)
Bull shizni…
That's excessive no?
No answer?
…
Hold on for a bit, will yah? I gotta go.. what am I saying? You won't even notice.
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See?
Didn't notice a thing.
So basically, I am in a world I have no clue about, in which I was a 21st century man thrown into a less than Arthurian medieval era world with magic and gods. Hell, the body I'm in couldn't have been more than 16 years old! I was even a mute.
I could've handled that. But NOOoo!
I could deal with having no money. I could deal with having no idea how to read, not having a family, not having magic, fighting skills, purple skin with horns and really cool tattoos with nine red eyes…
I could even deal with being human.
What I couldn't deal with was-
"Kael!!!"
That..
"Kael! Do you wanna eat or not!"
*Silence*
Rolling my eyes to myself, I shake myself out of my daze and clap a couple times to indicate I heard him.
Kael. A name of an awful plant spelled wrong.
"Ha," I sighed at the indignity then went towards the door and opened in.
Let's get the day started then?