Fugaku looked at me with anger . I didn't give a damn .mans a bum anyways. Couldn't lead his own children much less a clan . I brushed past him and went to the hokaga.
When the 3rd hokage saw me he asked " what can I do for the new clan leader of the Uchiha. It is time to let by gones be bygone."
I smiled and said " of course, there is no money in having enemies. I'm here to extend our good will by quiting the police force. From now on Uchiha police center is a security service enterprise. Here is all the badges of the police . I would recommend some one understanding for new police. "
The 3rd looked at me with shock and said " now now , there is no need to disband the police, how about we phase you guys slowly for the betterment of the village. We need out villages top ninja clan to make the village safe. "
He was clearly bullshiting but I responded " the clan sacrificed too much in the previous years to keep this village safe and all we got is hate. I personally at least want a good money if I'm going to be hated . Now if you got nothing else I have to go plan advertising for our clans security service s"
Before the hokage could respond I went away.
I waited 1-2 days for the news of the Uchiha police disbanding. During this time the people where happy since they hated the Uchiha.
It was finally time to go advertise our security business. I gathered some ex policeman to follow me and show them how to advertise our new business model.
First stop I made was shimura clan business center. I knocked on the door, as soon as the people recognized who I was , they said get out we busy. I told them " you know as Uchiha police last act I have to inspect some buildings, we wouldn't want this place to be on the inspection list would we. "
They got a terrified face knowing what sort of inspection I was known for. I began saying" I'm here to give you a life time deal of the century for security service. The new police the village is gonna put in are untrained noobs and people will need security. Let's say some one comes and breaks it door ( I smashed the door) and they destroy your goods ( I destroyed some of there shit ) who are you gonna call to come fix this . The shimura leader yelled " you can't be doing this , this is destruction of property , I already sent a letter to the new police for the complaint. " I laughed and said " you will be getting this deal today Habibi "
The ex Uchiha police man behind me complained saying" this sort of advertising will get the clan in trouble and will turn the village against us. We aren't bullys . "
These guys are truly idiots. The village already hated them.
When the new police came it was kakashi.he said "I'm am the new police and this is my badge.Arnold based on report you are in contempt of several laws for destroying property. You have to come with me to the police center." I laughed and " let me take close look at that badge"
I grabbed the badge and destroyed it and said " well looks like you a regular civilian to me now. Seee shimura clan there is no police coming , they bunch of lazy bastards now ." Kakashi was I pure shock and the shimura clan was starting to sweat. Kaskashi yelled " you can't be doing this Arnold , you know damn well I'm the new police. Do you have no respect for the law. Do you want the place to shut down all your business. You always make life difficult.I will be telling hokage this . Stop what you doing and go back and wait for the hokage punishment."
I pu my hands on his shoulder and pinned him to the ground with strength and said " you know kaskashi for some one so weak you sure bark a lot like ur summons. As usual you don't see I'm trying to do business here .I am a business man . And what police , I ain't see no badge. Next time bringe at least a fake badge if you want to cosplay police. Anyone can tell from a glance most you are is a genin ninja .now I don't know what sort of confusion there is that you are registered as a elite jonin. I mean look at you , you look like wind can blow you away with how lean you are. You goto bulk up. You can come to my gym. For old times sack I will give you the classmates special discount of 1.3% of your first month . When you get big from the gym u can cosplay police more effectively, you see right now even if you where the police that obviously you are not .you could at least some sort of threat to it .right now it's like a mouse coming to a tigar and asking it to behave well .you can't be doing that , the tigar will just eat the mouse. "
Kakashi said " you and your bullshit , I'm going to the hokage imminently , get your hand of me" . I said " be sure to ask the hokage to bring some snacks with the tea we are gonna have . '"
I looked at shimura representative and said " as you see there is no police , now about our price , we just take mere 33 % of the top .you wouldnt even notice it .a third of all your revenue will be going to us. Think about it you would still have 66% left. That's some deal if you ask me. As what is more important than stores safety from robbery and vandalism. " As I was saying vandalism I was destroying some more property. The shimura person said " can you at least give us lower rate and give us some time to think about it ." I looked at him and said "of course, wouldn't want you to feel pressured to doing any sort of deal . As business man I can see every decision needs to be made with proper thinking. It's just you if I was you I would take the deal today before it gets dark out , you never know what sort of monsters are out there that get a kik from destroying a building or two .now now I goto go advertise some more . Hope I hear from you before 8 pm ."
All the Uchiha behind me where at shock at what just happened. I looked at them and said " that how you guys will be drumming up business from now on, from all business stores. Now the rate we charge them is gonna be determined by some math guys crunching numbers in how much the people can afford and if we better letting the business grow and make more later with low rates now . But the shimura clan and all clans they work closely with will have to pay 30% their revenue . Make sure our client understand how well we protect them from any possible damages. Give them a live demonstration like me"
All the Uchiha said " we can't do this , this just feels like we thug we are Uchiha , we are not thugs " I said " well you are now , either you do this or you lose ur last name as a Uchiha. Also you guys don't have a official job now so , where do you think money gona come from . It ain't coming out my pocket. Also we are not thugs , we are business man, providing protection. Protection against forces the police can't control or won't respond to . So what if the forces just so happens to be us. We still providing the service "
They all know arguing with me was gonna be impossible and gave up and know there life as thugs was about to start .