It's been several centuries since Naruto was sealed away lots of things have changed like humans roam the earth the angels devils and fallen angels have each become a major power in the supernatural world Lucifer was cast out of heaven because he didn't think that humanity should get the same potential for power and knowledge as those from the 3 biblical factions also Lucifer rules the underworld with his wife Lillith and they have a daughter named Yubelluna she is the second born child the first is a son named Rizevim Livan Morningstar his sister's name will be Yubelluna Amano Morningstar other than that things are looking like war between the 3 factions ever since more angels fell from heaven things have just went from bad to worse.
On top of all of that there's rumors going around about a civil war between 2 factions in the devils but other than some trade and land disputes nothing has happened at all while all of this is happening our hero is getting restless stronger and starting to wake up from his forced hibernation the reason it wasn't forever is because Lucifer stole 90% of what was keeping him asleep and weak and gave 70% to his wife and daughter the rest he kept for himself after that the seals kept getting weaker and weaker until he's about to wake up in another year he will be free after reviewing his actions the gods as well as the clans on Lucifer's side agreed with the plan to revive him early point him in the direction of his safe house that they found set up restaurants of his for him to steal food from so he can get stronger then teleport him to earth when the time is right.
Currently Lucifer is in a meeting with his wife while she's holding their daughter a whole bunch of clan heads and council members who are on their side everyone is getting impatient as to what this meeting is about considering it was Lillith who called the meeting she says sorry everyone was just gathering my thoughts and considering that i was holding my daughter when this happened i thought that i'd check her mind for the vision but she doesn't have it the elder of the council asks what was the vision about she smiles then says it was about the boy we keep talking about being seduced by my daughter and becoming king over all 3 factions hearing this shocked everyone Lucifer asks you're not going to turn her into one of those type of demons are you.
Lillith says yes i was actually you see as it stands that boy has no emotions and has shown no interest in anything other than knowledge and combat our daughter needs all of the help she can get plus i don't see you saying no to this arranged marriage Lucifer says that's because it will take a miracle for you to teach her how to over come that boy's defenses without cheap tricks or spells Lillith scowls at her husband then smirks as she walks towards him swaying her hips seductively then says in a seductive voice oh idk dear husband i got you to love me then whispers in his ear or do you regret sharing a bed with this sexy demoness if so then i'll find someone else who'd love to be with me Lucifer immediately caves then hugs his wife and whispers in her ear i'm yours she says don't you forget it.
Lucifer says your plans aside our plans don't change except one thing must change they ask what's that according to Naruto's benefactor the Gremory clan will become quite powerful over the centuries and many centuries from now they will have a daughter with Bael clan who will be forced into an arranged marriage we're going to arrange events that will force Naruto into Kuoh in Japan at the year 1400 we will also make sure that if he becomes a business man it stays out of Kuoh until he moves there it will be in every other place except North America Asia and the middle east after 1400 his business can move onto the rest of the world.
The elder of the council asks isn't that unfair trapping him on one continent for more than 100 years Lucifer says no besides he will be able to explore all of it especially during that time period he'd love learning how to be a samurai and how to fight like one instead of a ninja but maybe he could learn from the true ninjas the ninjas of Iga as well as his own culture and heritage after all he comes from royalty this shocks everyone including Lillith he says i have the documents to prove it i've made several copies in case mine are stolen or destroyed but here is everything i found on his parents clan names as well as Naruto's lineage he hands everyone copies of what he found it showed how the Namikaze clan was originally supposed to rule heaven but was cast out by god for having a claim to the throne.
The Uzumaki clan was almost wiped out due to bad blood with several clans because they were about to rule the underworld to hold it until the prophecy could be fulfilled or Lillith found someone in the clan worthy enough to marry one of her children fearing both the other clans waged war on both Lillith and the Uzumaki clan Lucifer says i also have a blood test confirming the paternity of his parents and him as well as their parents and so on until the founders of each clan as well as those they married the look at him in shock then ask why would you need to go that far back because when it comes to word royalty the rest of the council will deny it until their dying day.
The council members there asks what can we do to pave the way for his return Lillith says start by getting him some allies by reminding them of how many lives he saved during the war of the gods lives we're probably going to need in the future besides his power is a deterrent against future wars it's why we aren't in one already they fear his return Lucifer chuckles and says they should but i wont have him fighting in a war that he has nothing to do with unless his benefactor tells him that he should as they were talking in their secret meeting which at least to all of the gods who are watching including God it wasn't a secret meeting but to everyone else it was so they decided to check on Naruto they see that unless they helped him he'd be out for another 3 to 5 years so they eliminate the seals keeping him there as well as give Naruto the rest of the energy.
According to their analysis he will wake up in about 6 month to 2 years they just hope that they've done enough to strengthen him so he can save the 2 key figures of biblical factions if those 2 are lost then things might go from bad to worst to avoid that they're breaking alot of rules by reviving Naruto they know that once they put the vision in his head he'll try to stop it which is what they're doing now showing him the war and how it ends then they leave meanwhile certain people within all 3 factions are trying figure out how to get everyone to go to war so they can kill those in their way and obtain greater position and power.
Regardless of scheming or not or the politics getting out of control the war can't be stopped there's just too much fear and animosity between the 3 factions for them to live in harmony also they've always wanted to know which one was stronger this is the best way sparring just won't cut it not for what they have in mind besides even if they wanted to stop the war it's too late now everyone is already gearing up for it all they need to do is just get everything ready and get rid of the only person who could stop it over the years while he's been asleep they've toyed with the notion of killing him but the higher ups have a better idea.
Get him out of the way ship him off to explore get lost in the goings on and the problems of the humans so he'll be too busy to help them out in the war at least that's their hope anyway plans don't always go as people think that they will no matter how many times you practice it sometimes what's on paper won't always happen as you imagine it to be no matter what you try to do sometimes things just happen that you can't change unless you manipulate the events to your advantage even then you still can't control every variable in a situation.
That's why it's called "Murphy's Law" because everything takes longer than you think anything that can go wrong will go wrong If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong they can only hope that won't be the case this time however the one thing that they failed to take into account is that "Murphy's Law" loves Naruto like no other thing ever has before while they are waiting for him to wake up they are getting everyone ready for war as well as preparing the restaurants to be okay with him stealing food so he can leave as soon as possible and that no one bother him except to make him want to leave as soon as possible make his stay unwelcome.
4 Months Later Naruto POV
I woke up feeling groggy weak tired hungry drained of energy i barely have the strength to move but i need to get out of here it feels like this place is sapping me of my strength what's more it feels like i'm being pinned down to the ground when i move my hands and feet there's rattling so i must be tied up with chains i'm going to use what little chakra i have left to break out of this place i concentrate my chakra through my body and am surprised to find out that i'm at half of my strength so i should be fine getting free from my restraints it works i broke through my chains but i still feel weak.
Now i feel like there's no air in this box i'm inside of using my chakra again i slide it off getting some air in my lungs but not much because when i force myself to sit up i'm in a stone building it takes everything i have to stand up get out of the box make a shadow clone fix the chains put the lid back on then rest for a little bit so my muscles can get used to moving again then i stretch every muscle i have pop every joint after that i grab one of the torches that are already lit study the seals on the door put the torch back where it was unlock the door open it just enough for me to get out close the door put the seal back in place then cover my tracks as i go so no one knew that i left my prison.
The first place i went was my house but made sure that i wasn't being followed or that i erased my scent energy signature and lowered my heartbeat to that of wild beast then i got in without disturbing anything got into my secret stash of food drinks and food pills by the time i was done including after a shower shave and some good night sleep i was back to 20% after spending another 5 months just relaxing going to my secret bunker practicing my stealth skills by stealing food drinks weapons maps books and whatever else i wanted to steal including information that they were gearing up for a war between all 3 factions and that they want me out of the way so they were going to wake me up in 3 months to a year later to get me out of the way.
Normal POV
Naruto got everything that was in his bunker including information on fallen angels and devils as well as how to train his abilities also the location of his island but that it won't let him on it until he explores the rest of the world first and he has to accomplish this before 1700 because his island will trap him inside Asia until the year 2400 he can go to the underworld heaven and other places like that but he must live in Asia while on earth or forever be banished from his island and forever lose his memories, knowledge , books, and ability to wield chakra in any shape or form.
After getting back to full strength Naruto shunshins to earth with all of his stuff in scrolls while he's wearing his orange and black outfit he appears in Europe first during the year 1000 BC as soon as he gets out of the flat field he heads to a town to try to figure out where he is he's in England they're currently in a war with France Germany Ireland and Scotland it isn't something as simple as one country against 4 others it's 1 half of each country against the other however the 1st half of each country wants to impose taxes on every citizen to build monuments in their honor just because they want one the 2nd half wants to tax the rich so they can build new roads build new buildings educate the young and build a school to teach people to fight instead of sending kids off to war to die.
Each half of the countries with the same ideas decided to ally with each other except that nobody can understand what the other is saying because the Irish and Scots are speaking in Gaelic instead of english but when they do their accent is so thick you can't understand a word that they say it's even worse with the French and the Germans as Naruto was passing through he found a shop that was selling books on world languages he bought it then decided to read the whole thing instead of only learning one language at a time inside the book contains these to learn:
English
Chinese
Italian
Japanese
Spanish
Russian
Gaelic
Latin
French
German
Naruto while reading his book stumbles upon the 2nd half of the war effort they're looking for a book or a translator the see Naruto with a book and decide to bring both along they try talking to each other but Naruto doesn't speak their language yet still they bring him to their camp right to their tutor who can translate for everyone else just not very well so he tries to teach the soldiers how to read in write in different languages but it isn't going well until Naruto enters his class with a translation book he gives it to the teacher then sits down at a desk seeing the book the teacher is ecstatic to finally be able to talk to everyone properly so they begin with French then German then Gaelic and finally English it took 2 years to learn all 4 languages and to be fluent in them.
The teacher teaches Naruto the other languages as well as other subjects such as math social studies etc the usual stuff one learns in school except that their learning material is vastly condensed compared to modern times next he teaches Naruto battlefield tactics as well as how to read a map how to navigate with the stars as well as hunt survival techniques and combat training it surprised everyone there how quickly Naruto advanced in his combat training compared to his book learning it's almost like he was never meant to sit behind a desk but be a fighter.
The battle didn't last much longer with Naruto helping out especially with him doing stealth missions without anyone knowing it taking out important bases and political targets before anyone knew what happened he'd be asleep in bed after this war he decided to use his money to go into business for himself in fact he bought several stores and booths that were going out of business then looked at their logs once the previous owners updated them and found out why they failed so he fired who made them fail then only hired trustworthy people who needed jobs he kept the name of each place including became partners with the previous owners so they could run everything instead of being an employee.
500 BC
For the past 500 years Naruto has been going to various towns and countries taking part in their wars ending them then buying up all of their failing businesses as well as buying a few ships to ship products from one country to the other other than the storms he hasn't had any other problems yet while this was going on the great war between the 3 great factions is in full swing taking place in the underworld it has been raging for the past 500 years with no end in sight however no one has been injured or died yet it's almost like they're testing each other because they keep sending their weakest soldiers against each other all anyone can guess is that they're trying to give their new recruits some combat experience before the real war begins.