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[Caught Kushina Uzumaki{9} peeping: 9 LP gained]
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I looked at the notifications as the hot water rushed down my frame. My head was already reeling from a lot of information and the progression of the world, the changes that might fuck me over as my future knowledge could be obsolete with all these changes.
'To recap, Hiruzen is still the Hokage, and my class does consist of the other Rookie 9, with the addition of Narumi. That in itself makes it so that the original Rookie 9 would be changed. Maybe Saukra's place would be bumped out of and given to Narumi.' I thought as I pushed my hands through my hair.
They were spiky, like in the show. I wasn't sure if my appearance resembled the older Naruto. There was a mirror in the bathroom, but I was too focused on shuffling through my own memories to pay attention to that.
There was the added change of Sasuke being Satsuki and Kushina being the godmother to Satsuki, who had taken her and her mother in after Itachi did his massacre stint. That at least means that the story had more or less progressed in the same direction with the small change of Mikoto Uchiha being alive.
'I wonder if Mikoto has the Mangekyo? But then again, both she and Fugaku knew the real reason behind Itachi's choice in the anime.'
After the massacre, Satsuki became a lot more withdrawn. She became clingy toward Mikoto, but at least that made her much more grounded. She wasn't a self-proclaimed avenger, and that means that the story would definitely change unless someone killed Mikoto.
I felt Kushina's chakra change slightly. My sensing wasn't entirely as accurate as Karin's, but I could feel that something was off. I turned to look toward the door but couldn't see her. As soon as I moved to look in her direction, my chakra sense told me that she had ducked behind the open door.
'Right, she's at least a Jonin...' The speed display brought me back to reality as my danger was properly magnified.
'I don't even have the bullshit power of Kyuubi since Minato had sealed it back within Kushina. Hopefully, this status screen and whatever I gained would be more of a cheat because, according to the original timeline, I have little more than 3 years before the start of the Fourth Shinobi World War...' I thought, willing the notification back, didn't seem to do anything, so I tried the most basic keyword of all.
'Status...?'
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[Name: Uzumaki Naruto]
[Age: 18]
[Level: 1 (0/100)]
[Chakra: 1600/1600]
[Physical Stats:]
[Phy: 9 {F+}]
[Agi: 9{F+}]
[Dex: 10{F+}]
[Mental Stats:]
[Ref: 10{F+}]
[Spa: 11{E-}]
[Cog: 23{E-}]
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I stared at the screen. It was very similar to what I was expecting, but at the same time, it had a lot more diversity. The physical stats made sense, but it took me a second to figure out what the Mental stats could allude to.
'So Physical stats are Physicality, Agility, and Dexterity. While Reflexes, Spatial Intelligence, and Cognitive intelligence are Mental stats. They both made sense, but wouldn't it be simpler, like INT STR and stuff? Why is there no Health and stamina? That would make min-maxing this shit so much harder...' I suppressed a groan. I don't want Kushina to bust in here, right?
While those melons seem enticing, my lewd thoughts aside, I still don't see anything related to... 'what was it LP? That's what it was called, right?'
A new window appeared in response to my thoughts, which was slightly different. It went on a tangent, though after reading what LP meant, I realized why I was 18 and why I transmigrated right now instead of at birth right after the Nine-tails incident.
'Am I stuck in some fantasy setting devised by a pervert?' I questioned as I took in the new information.
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[LEWD Points: 9]
[LEWD Shop Lv 1]
[LEWD Induction]
[LEWD List]
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It was a small window, but the word LEWD gave everything away; I focused on the LEWD shop option, and another window appeared in front of me, containing various skills and levels that likely would result in my increasing the chances of gaining LP, which likely happened through sexual acts.
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[LEWD Shop Lv 1]
[Lifetime LP gained: 9]
[LEWD Aura {Unlock Cost- 100 LP} - Gain an aura that makes it easy for you to gain Attraction stat for any given character.]
[Sexual Stamina Increase Lv 1 {Unlock Cost- 100 LP}: Last longer during a sexual act. It signifies that the most amount of time you can hold yourself back from cumming while receiving maximum pleasure. Current Level- 5 Min]
[Bukkake Lover Lv 1 {Unlock Cost- 100 LP}: Cum more every time you orgasm. The amount of cum drops down with every consecutive sexual act. Current Level- 10 ml]
[Sexual Endurave Increase Lv 1 {Unlock Cost- 100 LP}: Last one more round of consecutive orgasms. Current Level- 3 times.]
[???]
[???]
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I could unlock only 4 skills, but that just meant that more would be available to me on further level-ups. Even the way in which I could increase these levels is quite clear. I just had to gain LP, and new skills would likely become available.
'So I'm in a special version of the Naruto world, where everyone becomes shinobi at 18 or 19, to be perfectly accurate. I have a Lewd system that is encouraging me to fuck to get stronger as I had some idea what the skill LEWD Induction is responsible for. And I live in a house with 4 gorgeous women, each of whom is not incredibly gorgeous but, from Naruto's memories, had some inkling of attraction to the only male in the house...'
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'Yeah, this is a setting made by a perverted god or something.' I closed the shower and pulled the towel from the hanger. I could feel Kushina dash out of my room in anticipation of my exit, and as I looked at my spiky blond hair and bright blue eyes, with the two whisker marks on each of my cheeks, I looked at the last option on the screen in front of me.
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[LEWD List]
[Uzumaki Kushina]
[Uzumaki Narumi]
[Uchiha Satsuki]
[Uchiha Mikoto]
[Hyuga Hinata]
[Yamanaka Ino]
[Haruno Sakura]
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AN—Some insight into the setting and the system. It was mostly inspired by/copied from Light.Novel.Addict's set of series, so a shoutout to him, I guess. The update rate is set to be 1 chapter every other day. It's the best that I can do for now. Smut should be available after a couple of chapters!