Inside the trees? Or like camouflage?
Stomp! Stomp! Grrrrr~
This damn monster. God, if you can read my mind, give me superpowers!
Bzzt~
" You have been bestowed the power of finding character roles in the story!"
I got powers! But, why is it not those super strong powers?
Cling! Splat!
" The monster is down guys. It's just a unicorn."
A unicorn with rainbow hair!? I wanna see!
So I came out of my hiding spot, which was inside a tree. Turns out, the unicorn did not have rainbow hair.
" You're still alive?" Jack seems annoyed at me.
" Of course I am! I'm strong!"
( You were just lucky that you killed one monster with a random word.)
I think that's what everyone is saying inside their heads.
" I'm gonna use this unicorn as part of the meal for lunch so can someone carry this unicorn?"
" Yeah, I can put it inside this magic storage." the leader said.
" I'm not eating a unicorn!" Elina whined.
" Hey, we need to survive. We can't just always be eating things that we are used to eating. Let's make monsters our food source."
( What type of crazy person eats monsters?)
I think that's what everyone is thinking. But, I mean it's not bad to eat monsters since in animes, characters look happy while eating the monster.
" Can I please join your crew? Please, I beg of you." Amidst all the chaos, I finally see a familiar face, but not someone I would want to meet here. A person I knew from elementary school, middle school, high school, and my workplace. A man with black hair and brown eyes, about 6ft tall. He is the same age as me but older than me by a few months and he is also my rival. I call him,
" Is that you? Sylvia?"
" I'm not Sylvia! I'm Yashmir Sylva! Wait a sec, are you Jesus?"
" I'm not Jesus! I'm Sira Quiline! Leader, don't let Miss Sylvia join our group!"
" Her name is Jesus!?" Leader and Elina seemed shocked.
" My name is not Jesus. Stop it guys!"
" And, Miss Sylvia, you may join our group."
" I'm not Sylvia!"
"Yes, you are!"
" Well, you're Jesus. Just admit it."
" Stop arguing!" Adida Letzengurg has spoken.
It's the villainess!
" Hey Sylva, let's make a truce."
" Yeah let's make a truce, Quiline."
And that is how Sylvia joined the group.
" Hey Narrator, I'm not Sylvia, I'm Yashmir Sylva!"
" Dude, stop focusing on what the narrator is saying. Focus on your surroundings or you might get killed by those hideous monsters."
" Like that cute bunny eating a fruit?"
" Dude, that is not a fruit, that is someone's body parts."
" Guys hide!" the leader whispered.
" Hide from what?" Sylvia seemed to not know what was going on.
" From the bunny! Are you dumb or what?"
" But, that bunny looks so innocent!"
" Dude… look behind."
A bunny with red eyes and big fangs came towards me and Sylva.
" Aah! It's a vampire bunny! We're gonna die!" Me and Sylva screamed in fear.
" I haven't told my girlfriend that I loved her deeply!"
" You don't even have a girlfriend!"
" How would you know!"
" I just know!"
" That does not mean I don't have a girlfriend!"
( Sylvia has been single his entire life.)
Stomp!
" Aah!" Me and Sylva screamed because the bunny got closer to us.
Our lives were flashing in front of us.
" We're going to die." I and Sylva thought that this was the end.
Slash!
The bunny was cut in half, its intestines were coming out of the body and a lot of blood was gushing out. Me and Sylva looked up to see who cut down the bunny. It was none other than the knight in shining armors, the male lead, Jack Simmons.
" Thank you, our savior! You must be the destined child that we have waited for. You will become the hero of this world!" Sylva said with shimmers in his eyes.
" Dude, stop sounding like a geezer. He might cut your head off if you keep on thinking he is the destined savior of this world."
" I mean he is the main character. Is he not?"
You're not wrong about that but, he might cut your head off if you keep on being really annoying towards him.
" Hey girl, stop trying to pick a fight with me," Jack said with an I will kill you look face.
I'm not even that much younger than these characters. Why is this guy calling me a girl? But, I'm more shocked about how this dude is weak to compliments.
"Hehe"
Oh my gosh, that freakin Sylvia is trying to run scott free from this situation, I will not allow that.
" You know Sylva is a thief right?"
"Who's Sylva?" Jack looks confused.
"It's Sylvia," I said
" Why does a man have a girl's name?"
" Well, my name is Yashmir Sylva but you guys kept calling me Sylvia, all thanks to you, Sira Quiline."
" Hey dude, let's not fight, remember the truce?"
" Ok, but there will be no next time."
" Hey guys, we can all come out of our hiding spots now, the bunny has been defeated by our handsome knight, Jack Simmons!" the leader said in a really energetic tone.
" Dude, it's the knight in shining armor not handsome knight because I am your handsome knight." Sylvia seemed to boast about his appearance.
" Bruh, you look average and nothing else, if not, you're ugly," I said.
" Hey, don't fight guys," The leader said.
" Umm, excuse me, can we join your group?" Two Asian couples came from the road.
" Sure! The more the merrier." The leader said.
So after that incident, we got four new members and are now preparing to eat dinner.
To be continued…