Darkness
Kazuma had come to understand a lot about his teammates over the past few misadventures he'd been forced into with them… Aqua was the picture-perfect image of a useless goddess who somehow managed to piss all over her ability to contribute just by being herself outside of missions. Megumin was an impulsive brat that he had to literally carry on his back more often than not due to her obsession with using all her power in one massive explosion every single mission. And then there was Darkness… Darkness could actually get a pass for being a useful meat-shield that didn't complain, but her overbearing horniness and tendency to monologue about all the atrocities she wanted to happen to her every single time a threat popped up had gotten on his last nerve.
And so, on this day in the manor they'd gotten thanks to one of Aqua's screw-ups, Kazuma finally decided something: He'd stop caring.
"Get naked," the adventurer ordered bluntly as he stood before Darkness, looking down on her calmy as she sat on their couch in her nightgown, a book in her lap.
The crusader just blinked, eyes flicking up to stare at him incredulously. "What?"
"Get naked," Kazuma repeated, his tone even and casual. "Take your clothes off."
Darkness blinked again, her cheeks heating up as her lips began to quiver. "K-Kazuma what are you saying?"
Kazuma just rolled his eyes. "Alright fine," he said to no one in particular before stepping up and slapping her with a resounding crack.
Darkness flinched at the unexpected strike, her book tumbling to the floor, her hand instinctively rising her clutch her stinging cheek as her blush flared even deeper and a tingling warmth lit up inside her. "Huh?" Kazuma gave her no time to process as he gave her a backhand to the other cheek.
Kazuma crossed his arms again, looking down at Darkness once more as she held both her cheeks, lips quivering with a bead of drool already trickling out the corner of her mouth. "Take your clothes off, strip, become nude, does that make it any clearer?"
"T-t-this isn't funny Kazuma," the crusader stammered even as her thighs squished together.
"I'm not joking," he replied casually. "You keep spouting all this crap about being violated and getting turned into a sex slave, so I figured actually doing it might finally shut you up," he explained, making her heart flutter and her brain blank out for a moment. "So, get naked," he repeated once more.
Darkness took a quivering breath, her hands clutching around the gown at her chest. "Y-you'd actually do that?" she asked, beginning to pant. "Y-you'd debase me and use me for pleasure like some sick deviant-" Kazuma cut her off with another slap that sent a shudder through her body as the crotch of her gown began to soak.
"Yeah, so get your clothes off so I can start already, chop-chop," he commanded with accentuating claps. "I don't feel like ripping them off and I'm actually scared if I try stealing them I'll pull a toy out of you or something."
Darkness let out a squeal as Kazuma casually suggested she'd do something so perverse where others could possibly catch her. "H-How dare you…" she whimpered covering her breasts with one arm while burying her hand between her damp thighs to cover her mound as Kazuma rolled his eyes again. "A crusader would never use such degenerate items in public-"
"Steal," he spoke, his hand glowing before a gown popped into being within his grasp. "Well, what do you know, you really weren't," he said before unceremoniously dropping them to the floor.
Darkness shivered as she felt her bare arm press into her chest while her fingers brushed against her exposed entrance, the curly blonde hair above it tickling her palm as her brain shorted out trying to come to terms with the fact that she was now nude. "Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha-" she stammered incessantly.
Kazuma just sighed and stepped up to her, effortlessly pealing her limp and shivering arm off her chest. "Seriously for someone that gets so turned on at the thought of being raped you take an eternity to let it happen," he said, glancing over her exposed tits before reaching up to flick one of her nipples.
Darkness' eyes focused, snapping as wide as they could as she snapped her hands up to cover each breast. "Kazuma!" she wailed, looking at him with a mix of horror and excitement while her exposed pussy dripped onto a growing wet stain on couch beneath her.
"That's me," he mumbled as he knelt before slipping his hands against her wet thighs earning a shiver as she began overloading and stammering once more. "Don't suppose I even need to ask if you're a virgin, do I?" he asked as he spread her legs apart exposing her hot and bothered entrance without a care. "That personality of yours scares away monsters after all," he pointed out as he slid his hands further along her thighs until he could press his thumbs on her damp lips and spread them open.
Darkness blinked her way out of her freshly stunned stupor, her hands darting down to push against Kazuma's head with pathetic weakness. "W-what are you doing?!" she blurted out even as she tingled from head to toe.
"Sampling the pussy that I now own?" Kazuma asked back sarcastically before easily pushing his head between her thighs, his tongue poking out to lap its way along the length of her entrance up to her clit.
Darkness' hips bucked, her head flying back as she was blinded by stars, a broken squeal ripping through her mouth as her fingers knotted their way through Kazuma's hair to hold him in place, the newly experienced pleasure she felt rapidly igniting every nerve of her wound up body in a single massive explosion of bliss. Kazuma on the other hand could only grunt and glare with annoyance as he was pulled in and held firmly against the crusader's now wildly climaxing pussy, his tongue and mouth getting drenched in her sudden flow of juices forcing him to taste and swallow all of it. All in all it surprisingly wasn't awful, she had a slight tangy sweetness to her that managed to not revolt him as much as her deviant personality… plus the fact that he'd made her cum with a single lick managed to stoke his ego a bit so maybe he could make this work.
After a few more trembling bucks of the crusader's hips Kazuma finally felt her grip on his head loosen and he backed up to stand while Darkness' hands fell between her legs to replace him, her head lolling a bit as she blinked away stars trying to look at him with a dopey satisfied smile. "You need to eat more fruit," he told her bluntly, her smile going crooked a bit as she focused enough to look at him swiping her arousal from his lips with a thumb. "You don't taste all that great," he went on, noticing her shudder again before snapping her hands back over her breasts and pussy with a freshly blazing blush on her cheeks.
Darkness trembled on the couch trying and failing to keep her eyes locked with his long enough to make her teary-eyed glare matter. "T-that's not how you're supposed to talk to a lady you just -"
"Then it's a good thing you're not a lady, isn't it?" Kazuma cut her off before reaching to undo his green pajama suit. "You're a 'sex slave' that I'm supposed to 'defile and relieve myself with' as much as I want, right?" he asked, mockingly quoting words from her past lewd tirades as he removed his top.
Darkness squeezed her hand between her thighs tightly as she watched him toss the cloth onto her stolen gown before moving onto his pants. "W-W-Why are you taking your clothes off?" she squeaked out stupidly.
"Don't really feel like defiling you through the zipper of my pants obviously," he replied before dropping them to his ankles and then kicking them onto the growing pile of clothes. "Speaking of defiling: How do you want it?" he asked, resting his hands on his hips, his striped boxers sporting a tent that seemed to twitch just to accentuate the question.
Darkness tried to keep her eyes on something else but kept failing as her gaze returned to Kazuma's hidden crotch, her blush deepening each time. "H-how do I want what?" she asked dumbly.
Kazuma raised an eyebrow. "Really?" he asked before pointing to his tented boxers. "How do you want me to fuck you?" he asked before he began lazily rolling his hips back and forth, thrusting his crotch in her direction to punctuate specific words. "Want me to go missionary, want me to do you like a dog, or let you ride me…" he listed off positions so casually even while Darkness began hyperventilating once more. "Figured I might as well let you choose something before I make you property."
Darkness' lips flapped for a moment as she just stared at his swaying crotch. "What about protection?" she asked knowing they had no potions on hand.
"What about it?" he replied without a care in the world.
"I-I could get pregnant!" she blurted, her insides clenching as an image of a mirror showing off her own nude body with a swollen belly and milk dripping breasts filled her mind.
"You could," Kazuma nodded with a shrug.
"M-My adventuring career would be ruined!" She shivered, imagining her fellow adventurers looking at her with disappointment and disgust as she passed them.
"We can always keep using you as a meat shield until your armor stops fitting," Kazuma replied. "I'm sure you'd save up enough to hold out for a few more months by then," he added as if it were an obvious plan.
Another spasm twisted within her body at the vile idea. "Monster…" she whispered even as fresh drool leaked out both sets of lips. "Y-You'd do such a sick and twisted thing to me, t-to my body! And all you'd give in return is the right to choose of how you'll ruin my life?!"
Kazuma resisted the urge to roll his eyes yet again as she went off on another roleplaying monologue. "Yup," was all he replied.
Darkness squirmed on the couch. "A-and just where would you ruin me?"
"Here," he replied casually while pointing at the couch.
And all that ended up doing was igniting a fresh spark of devious excitement within the perverted crusader. "W-where Aqua and Megumin could see us the moment they return?!" she exclaimed with an ecstatic smile.
"Mhm," Kazuma hummed, not caring in the least if they saw him at this point.
"Animal!" She spat out, panting like a dog herself as her body burned with need. "I-If you truly intend to act like a beast…" she trailed off as she shifted on the couch, resting her tits on the headboard and pointing her ass out, looking over her shoulder with a fresh quivering smile. "T-Then try to break me as one," she challenged even while dripping onto the floor. "I-I won't yield so easily!"
"Sure," Kazuma said simply as he dropped his boxers and kicked them into the pile, his modest 6 inches pointing out proud and ready, bouncing as he casually walked up behind Darkness.
Darkness shivered once more, insides clenching as she watched the bobbing shaft. "S-so this is your vile weapon…" the excited virgin said, thinking it the most dangerous think she'd ever seen. "Do your worst then you evil scum-mmph?!" Kazuma cut her off with a new slap on the ass, leaving a bright red handprint on one of her round cheeks that made her tense up blissfully as a fresh constellation of stars erupted in her eyes.
Kazuma clapped both hands against her butt right after, squishing into the soft meat and making sure to squeeze the one he'd slapped a bit harder. "It really is a shame you're so gross, your body really isn't that bad," he told her before taking hold of his cock. "I'm sure lots of guys would have loved to do this if you weren't such a freak," he went on making her shudder and whine as he began to tease her entrance, dragging his tip up and down her dewy lips.
"S-So what does that make you?" She stammered out defiantly even as she gripped the top of the couch tight enough she expected the fabric to rip, unable to keep herself from twitching against the feel of him prodding her virgin hole.
Kazuma thought about it for a bit as he pressed against her, tearing a fresh whimper from her mouth as he poked his tip inside before reclaiming her bruised ass-cheek with a rough grip. "A guy that stopped caring I guess," he replied before sheathing himself without another word.
Darkness locked up as her world when white at the sudden penetration, her inner walls squeezing tightly around Kazuma's length and rippling as she violently came around him upon having her bloodless virginity claimed. Kazuma meanwhile just grit his teeth and grunted, digging his nails into Darkness' cheeks as he struggled not to cum the moment her wet hot tunnel enveloped his length and began constricting with another wildly unexpected orgasm. He couldn't keep himself from bucking against her a few times however, unable to ignore how good it felt each time she squished around him with a shuddering gasp until her spasms finally began to taper off.
Kazuma took a deep steadying breath before rearing back, hissing as Darkness let out a hoarse moan, her cunt sucking at his shaft the whole way as if it desperately wanted to trap him back inside before he clapped back against her ass with a testing thrust. Darkness responded with a muffled squeak, biting her lip as her eyes rolled up for a moment, her sensitive tunnel tingling all over as Kazuma's shaft returned to its new sheath. The two fell into a simple rhythm afterwards as Kazuma began rocking his hips more actively, drawing out fresh whimpers and soft gasps as he slowly thrust in and out of Darkness' clingy cunt.
"Kazuma~" the crusader groaned, fingers clenching around the couch each time he thrust into her.
"That's me," he replied, eyes shut as he tried to focus on enjoying the fact that he was fucking a bombshell of a woman and not what a freak that woman was, his pace picking up a bit as he became more accustomed to the new sensations.
"Vile pig…" she whimpered. "Stealing my purity, making me-EEP!" she yelped and clamped down tight when he suddenly gave another rough slap to her unbruised cheek.
"No more roleplaying," Kazuma ordered, cracking an eye open in an unamused stare. "I wasn't kidding about making you property Darkness," he told her earning a shiver in response. "So… here's some ground rules my new relief toy to follow," he began while the Crusader's lips curled up with uncontrollable joy. "No more being a freak in public!" he accentuated the order with another slap on the ass that made her squeak. "You want to be a sicko you do it in private!" And another. "And if you want to be a freak you ask for it properly!" And another that made her bite her lip and moan. "No more monologues explaining every detail, you tell me exactly what you want done, and we'll see-what-happens!" Kazuma stared down at her ass rippling and reddening further with each new slap as she let out surprisingly hot noises. "Do you get me? Or do I have to give some examples of commoner questions to the prim and proper noble slut?" he asked her mockingly.
Darkness shivered again, her drenched hole gripping Kazuma tightly at the verbal and physical abuse. "P-please…" she squeaked out embarrassed.
"Kazuma, please slap me in the face," he replied immediately earning a moan as the crusader imagined it going just that easy. "Kazuma, please fuck me on the living room floor," another shudder and moan at the thought. "Kazuma please knock me up with a kid you'll never care about," he said before gritting his teeth as she clenched especially hard around him. "Just keep it simple," he growled.
Darkness' lip flapped wordlessly for a bit as she pondered it. "K-Kazuma…" she croaked out, looking back at him with an excited trembling smile, her eyes sparkling.
"What?" he replied impatiently.
"P-please put a baby in me?" she asked hopefully.
Kazuma just looked at her for a moment. "Nope," he replied before tugging his cock out of her.
Darkness blinked with a dumbstruck gasp, watching him the whole time as he went and plopped down on the couch beside her, his cock bouncing as he relaxed. "W-what?" she asked utterly confused and aching with need.
"Do it yourself, I'm tired," he responded and flicked the side of her bruised ass.
Darkness trembled, blushing deeply before crawling over with her numb arms and legs until she was straddling his lap. "I-I can really do it?" she asked him, feeling a fresh jolt of pleasure as she lightly brushed her sopping wet entrance against his shaft.
"I said I don't care, didn't I?" Kazuma replied reaching his hands up and squish and play with her chest. "Just don't expect me to raise it or spend anything on it," he told her with brutal honesty that made her heart skip a beat.
Darkness' eyes sparkled, practically glowing with hearts at that point. "You're perfect~" she moaned, happily raising her hips and grinding against him until his tip pressed back into her. "P-please be my husband?" she asked hopefully again.
Kazuma just looked up from her tits without a care. "Fine, you're buying the ring though," he told her. "And don't expect me to wear it or anything unless it's got a stat bonus either."
Darkness let out another wild squeal as she dropped her hips, sheathing Kazuma's length back into her folds before throwing her head back and howling as another orgasm tore through her overstimulated body. The sudden envelopment and wet squeezing proved too much for Kazuma to hold on anymore either as his cock began twitching and firing off with a strained grunt, the feeling of his hot semen sputtering into her hole sending a fresh spark of maddened excitement through Darkness' body. Her mind raced as new stars exploded in her rolling eyes, thoughts of being carelessly beaten and manhandled by Kazuma every day as she spent every piece of her hard-earned money on raising his child, being used and abused by a deadbeat husband that didn't give the slightest shit about her in the least flashed through her head one by one.
It drove her insane with excitement and need, her hips mindlessly beginning to rise and fall as she began slamming herself against Kazuma's twitching cock as roughly as she could, screaming like a beast with each mind-breaking jolt of pleasure that exploded within her as she tried desperately to make him cum even more and ensure she carried his bastards by the end of the day. She was so caught up in her own bliss that she didn't even notice the door of the living room suddenly crash open or the two voices calling out her name with concern. She was too busy fucking herself stupid leaving only Kazuma to notice the stunned and horrified looks that found their way onto Aqua and Megumin's faces as they took in the scene, their staffs clattering on the floor as their stunned faces began reddening while Darkness' sperm filled pussy slapped messily up and down in Kazuma's lap.
"Hey, what's up?" he asked, greeting them with a casual wave as if nothing was out of place. "We need to talk about some new ground rules…"