Chapter 59. Cheap beds make a lot of creaking noise
The first thing I felt when I entered the guild house was a slight smell that poked my nose.
"It's a little musty."
When this house became our guild house, a contractor arranged by the town cleaned the room, but even so, the air was stagnant because it had been neglected for many years.
"It's more beautiful inside than I thought."
"But the air is bad, and it doesn't seem like there's anything rotten here."
Noelle said as she pressed a switch on the wall near the front door. The switch glowed faintly white, and the room became brighter at once.
"The lights are alive."
I don't understand the details yet, but it seems that the lights in this world are moved by magic. The same is going for baths and showers, so perhaps the electrical energy that is essential in my world is replaced by magic as it is.
Since it was originally an inn, there is a large lobby that spreads out as soon as you enter from the entrance.
The spacious lobby with no furniture is bleak, but it makes you feel like you're in a new home.
There is nothing yet, but from here you can arrange various furniture and make the interior to your liking. I was a little excited when I thought about it.
The house has two floors, each with six rooms. It's a little too big for just the four of us, but it's a guild house that they lent you, so let's think about how to use the vacant room.
"I'm going to look around the house and ventilate it."
"Let's do it ourselves."
As Lucia said this, Noel and Sakuya made their way to a nearby room and began to open the doors and windows.
"There's a bed in this room, but is there one, Sakuya?"
"Yes. There is only a bed in this room. Maybe there are others in another room?"
I say to Noel and Sakuya, who are wondering.
"By the way, I think they said you only had a bed in the service, maybe you have it in all the rooms?"
Lucia looked into a nearby room to confirm.
"There are beds here too, apparently in every room."
It would be nice if there were four of them, but I didn't expect them to install them in each room.
However, thanks to this, you can freely decide who uses which room.
"But this bed seems cheap, won't it break?"
Noel seemed to be testing its endurance by pushing the bed, and we began to gather in the room where Noelle was.
"The four legs of the bed are indeed quite thin."
It's a simple bed, like a pipe bed in my world, so it seems to have a durability problem.
"And the sound is amazing, you know, it creaks with just a little impact."
Noel sat down on the bed in a daze, and there was a rusty sound. Hearing that, Lucia makes a weird face.
"Hmm, this is a bit of a problem."
"If you break it while sleeping you will get hurt."
"No, Akira is not the problem. If you have sex in such a cheap bed, you're going to be creaking!"
'What are you talking about, kid?'
She started again... Leaving me stunned, Lucia continues.
"For example, if Akira and I have sex in this bed, it will be creaking and squeaking and echoing throughout this house! If that happens, it will be a nuisance to Noelle and Sakuya. We will live together and have to be careful about noise problems! Etiquette is important!"
This guy is saying something surprisingly serious, but it's ridiculous. She is complaining about the noise caused by sex.
"No, then why don't we have sex?
"What!? No no no! Not having sex is not an option! Men and women live together under one roof. Isn't that sex?"
"Akira needs to understand a woman's heart better!"
Noel suddenly joined the fray!
"When a man and a woman live in the same house, it's already cohabitation! In other words, take a bath together, flirt all the time, and have sex at night! That's the rule!"
No, even though we live together, this is not cohabitation.
"I'd rather hear the creaking sound, and I can imagine that Akira is leaving me alone and having sex with someone else right now, and my masochistic heart aches and I get excited ."
'Now Sakuya! What's more?'
Hearing Sakuya's stupid and lascivious masochistic propensity, Lucia wondered with a surprised expression.
As expected, Sakuya's remarks were too stupid and returned to her.
"No, if you think about it, it's squeaking equal sex! Isn't the creaking sound of the bed erotic!?"
'Huh?'
"Maybe Lucia is right. The squeaking sound is proof that Akira is having sex right now. I thought it was the sound of someone shaking their hips on the other side of this door, or Akira himself shaking his hips... It's insanely erotic!"
"It's nice to imagine the creaking sound of the bed! Akira may be shaking his hips violently, and just imagining his appearance makes me wet!"
'Well...'
I couldn't keep up with the three idiots who were excited by the idea that the creaking sound of the bed was erotic.
'If you hear a creaking sound from the next room, you'll be thrilled that I am probably having sex. Can you get this excited?'
"As for the noise problem that Lucia mentioned."
"I've concluded that the creaking sound is not noise because it's erotic!"
'Would it rather make a squeaking noise?'
"Let's make it, Akira!"
"I'm a masochist, so I'm the type of person who wants to be shaken by Akira. I hope Akira broke the bed with me!"
"If that's the case, I'll have to study the movement of my hips to make the bed creak more!"
Lucia climbed on top of the bed opened her legs in a straddling position like she had done with me before, and began to wiggle her hips.
'What the hell?'
"The bed is creaking! Maybe I'm a professional at shaking my hips!?"
'Who is a professional who shakes his hips?... Well, If you think about it.'
"It's sweet, Lucia! Moving back and forth like that certainly feels good with the rubbing! But to please a boy, you need this kind of hip swing up and down!"
Noel is also quite stupid and lascivious on the inside, so instead of blaming Lucia at times like this, she takes the initiative to teach her.
Noel climbed onto the bed and began to move her hips up and down to show off her at Lucia. The movement is similar to the one when I had sex with Noelle before.
"How's that?! This is the hip swing that will please the boy!"
"I can't believe you have such a technique! Witches are scary!"
'No, it has nothing to do with witches.'
Are you going to sleep with me in a single bed? What are we doing to do...? Well...
As expected, Sakuya was also dumbfounded, and she stared at the two of them in silence.
"You two don't know anything! It's much more erotic to have a man shake your hips than to shake his hips!"
'What a claim?'
Sakuya suddenly shouted, and Lucia and Noel seemed to be taken aback.
"What? No, we're not masochists, so what Sakuya says is a bit..."
"It doesn't matter masochists! A cute man like Akira feels good when he desperately shakes his hips to move?"
At Sakuya's request, the two of them seemed to use their imaginations. And they opened their mouths half-open like idiots and began to look towards me.
Could they imagine me shaking my hips? I think that's probably the case.
Eventually, Lucia and Noel become lascivious and smirking.
"It may be erotic to see a man crazily shaking his hips!"
"Akira shakes his hips desperately because it feels good... My sister's heart is pounding!"
"That's right! It's erotic to have a man shake his hips! Especially since I'm a masochist, when my hips are shaken a little roughly, I get squeamish!"
"Roughly? What does that look like!? Sakuya, didn't you do it with Akira?"
"I didn't expect Akira to shake his hips at that time!?"
"That's right. I turned my ass and take me like this from behind!"
Sakuya climbed onto the narrow bed and began to shake her hips like I had done when I had sex with her before.
"Akira shakes his hips from behind the woman!? What a hard masochistic play I'm not a masochist, and I want to see Akira shaking his hips under me!"
"I'd rather shake my hips and feel good, and you can see Akira's pretty face!"
"I'm more excited to be from the back like this because I feel like I'm a man's sexual processing urinal!"
The three of them talked about their favorite erotic situations and looked at each other with strangely sparkling eyes as if something had communicated.
As expected, if there are women, you can discover a new eros never imagined!
"It's especially wonderful that Sakuya, a masochist, finds Akira's eroticism from a perspective that we don't have!"
"That's it... Not so much..."
"Hehe, Sakuya, what are you embarrassed about?"
'It's true. What are you embarrassed about being praised? Masochist.'
"As the old saying goes, if you get three people together, your propensity will blossom!"
What's that? Is a proverb peculiar to this world? In my world, if you get three people...
"If you have three women, it means that each of them will influence each other and find new propensities!"
Lucia explains the meaning of that bastard erotic saying... Isn't it just a matter of words?
"Hehe, it's getting kind of fun, it's going to be interesting for the new life that starts today."
Noelle says with a smile, and Lucia and Sakuya nod deeply.
"Well, if you think about it, we are three people with different positions and propensities. It may be a stimulus for each other and a chance to grow as a person more than we do now."
"Yes, I'm a masochist, but I would like to understand your propensity as well."
'Hey, why are these guys getting illumination? They were talking about shaking my hips and erotic things. Where was the element that allowed them to grow as a person?'
Nevertheless... Three stupid and lascivious people who leave me alone and get excited, but do they notice? I am here and you can do it now.
The four-legged part that supports the bed on which they sit creaks as if they were sobbing.
"Now, let's show off the hips that make the bed creak the most!"
"Oh!"
"Yes!"
The three of them, who understood each other and got on with it, began to shake their hips again.
And... Because of this, it seems that the bed has finally reached its limit.
There was a nasty thud, and part of the four legs supporting the bed snapped. It happens when three people sit on a single bed and shake their hips.
The bed collapsed, tilted as hard as it could, and the three tumbled off the bed in unison.
"Oh, my head! I've hit it!"
"Ugh! Sakuya! Hurry up and get off me! My chest is crushed and it hurts!"
"I'm a masochist, and I should have been at the bottom."
They immediately destroyed one of the beds. I'm glad we had more beds.
"I'm going to ventilate the room upstairs."
"Wait, Akira! It's tangled up and I can't move well"
Ignoring the three people who ignore me. I headed to the ventilation upstairs.
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