"Hey!" Wenyan raised a hand and pointed at Shen Jinghe, "You're being mean now, aren't you? When have I ever been bad to you?"
While speaking, Wenyan took a neatly folded little paper package out of his pants pocket.
"Look, although it's wrapped in a tissue, I put effort into it, see how well I wrapped it. It's just too bad I don't have a ribbon, or I would have tied one on for you."
Shen Jinghe's lips curled up: "I think you were just too bored during the speech."
"Buzz off! Ungrateful jerk."
"Seriously, don't tell me there's a cockroach inside."
"..." Wenyan looked speechless, "Dude, even guessing it's a booger would have been better than a cockroach. Even if you wanted a cockroach, where am I supposed to get one for you right now?"
Shen Jinghe: →_→
"So what's inside is a booger-flavored orange?"
Wenyan rolled his eyes: "Enough already, really. If you don't want what I saved for you, forget it."
