"It's precisely because of this that I now have the means to go online and sit here to meet with all of you. The above is my explanation for why I didn't immediately step forward to clarify things."
"Next, I'll talk about the two trending topics online. First, I've never purchased any paid articles to smear any of my colleagues! I swear on my future acting career that if I had ever done such a thing, then may I be completely blacklisted and never have any resources come to me for work. As for who actually bought those articles, I have no idea. But the wicked will get what they deserve! Let's see who can last till the end."
