The inspiration for this next telephone technique comes from personal experiences with mid-Manhattan toilets (a less-than-refined
origin, to be sure). New York City, in spite of all its reputed sophistication, lags some of the shabbiest European cities in one respect.
Manhattan has few public toilets. And none of those Europeanstyle, charming, and at times very much appreciated, freestanding
structures on street corners.
In the days when I made sales calls around the busy city of
New York, this presented a problem. Several times a day. I often
found myself at the mercy of coffee-shop cashiers who jealously
guarded their restroom facilities. Some shops even put menacingly
scribbled signs in the window, "Bathrooms are for customers only."
I often found that if I played it straight—going up to the
cashier and asking if I could use the amenities—I'd get shot down.
So I used the following technique. Without casting a glance at the
cashier, I'd strut confidently into the coffee shop. I'd march right
past the bathroom bouncer and keep my gaze fixed on one of the
booths. She'd assume I was coming for lunch or had simply
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returned to collect my forgotten gloves. Once past the gatekeeper
of the loo, I'd wait for her to be busy ringing up the next check.
Then, like greased lightning, I'd sprint into the john.
I dubbed this deception "The Ho-Hum Caper" after my
feigned attitude of "Ho hum, business as usual. I come here every
day with nothing on my mind but lunch."
Let us now translate that sneaky subterfuge into a seldomfail phone technique. You can use the maneuver to sneak around
secretaries and dodge their heartless screening. Instead of playing it straight and asking for your party by name, just say "Is he
in?" or "Is she in?" Using the pronoun is verbally sprinting past
the secretary with a business as usual, "Ho hum, I call every day"
attitude.
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Technique #68
The Ho-Hum Caper
Instead of using your party's name, casually let the
pronoun he or she roll off your tongue. Forget "Uh,
may I speak to Ms. Bigshot please?" Just announce,
"Hi, Bob Smith here, is she in?" Tossing the familiar
she off your tongue signals to the secretary that you and
her boss are old buddies.