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Chapter 32 - Chapter 32: The Boss Teaches Customers How to Disgust People

For eleven hours, Fujimaru Kaede waged guerrilla warfare to the extreme.

Wherever there were fewer people, she ran, and she targeted whoever was weaker. Her behavior pattern was completely unpredictable to Gilles, and her attacks were as elusive as a ghosts.

Berserk Sanson reported seeing Fujimaru Kaede sneak up behind a bipedal flying dragon, then pull out a sword larger than herself and thrust it in its anus.

Before the thrust, he had ignored Fujimaru Kaede's actions. Only later did he recall seeing it and couldn't understand why he had ignored it.

In addition to this, Fujimaru Kaede's behavior was somewhat cruel. Not a single bipedal flying dragon that died remained intact, terrifying the entire group.

However, their efforts were effective. After eleven hours, Black Jeanne pinpointed Fujimaru Kaede's location.

"Ridiculous little jumper, you've been found."

After such a long battle, Fujimaru Kaede was somewhat exhausted, but facing an influential Heroic Spirit like Black Jeanne, she didn't back down. Instead, she pulled out her shield and club.

"The Dragon Witch? The legendary Saint Joan of Arc? Tsk tsk, ending up in such a pitiful state, how pathetic. But it's a pity, you won't catch me today."

Fujimaru Kaede calmly gathered everything, then raised her left middle finger and pointed her right thumb downwards. At the same time, her weapons changed to the Erdtree Greatshield and the Magic Staff.

"Roar! My rage."

Black Jeanne didn't waste words. Right now, she just wanted to kill the person in front of her.

This human indeed had some special abilities, but the gap between humans and Heroic Spirits couldn't be bridged by these small tricks.

Now, she wanted to kill this person who had disgusted her all night.

However...

"Golden Style Return!"

In the instant the Noble Phantasm attacked Fujimaru Kaede, she raised her shield. Golden patterns appeared in front of the shield, and Black Jeanne's released Noble Phantasm was blocked in that moment.

The critical flame damage was judged as magical damage, and when the block was successful, golden energy balls tracked towards Black Jeanne.

"What?"

She had never seen this move before. She wanted to split it with her weapon, but her intuition told her it couldn't be split.

Without any hesitation, she ordered the bipedal flying dragons beside her to block this attack.

"Tsk."

Fujimaru Kaede felt a bit regretful. She thought she could use this method to deal with Black Jeanne and snatch back her weapon at the critical moment. Unexpectedly, it failed. But it didn't matter. Today's harvest was very rich, and...

"The 4D Internet Cafe is open~ Come play~"

In an instant, Fujimaru Kaede crossed over to the cybercafe. The sudden disappearance of Fujimaru Kaede stunned everyone present.

No breath, no trace, disappeared directly in front of everyone's eyes. What did this prove? It proved she had the ability to leave directly, whether to leave or to play, in otherwords, she was just playing around.

"Damn it! I'll kill you! I'll kill you, I must kill you!"

Anger filled Black Jeanne's mind. Right now, she only had one thought: to kill Fujimaru Kaede and dismember her.

Inside the cybercafe, as soon as it opened, Liu Yuan showed a professional smile.

"Welcome, cough! Welcome, come for some internet, cough... hahaha!"

Now Fujimaru Kaede looked very funny, with dragon teeth all over her body, various sizes of dragon hearts tied to her legs, a strange book hanging around her waist, and a straw hat on her head. Her face was covered in mud, which was even funnier.

"Stop laughing, stop laughing, boss, see what these can sell for."

"Cough, okay, Kisara, take Fujimaru for a bath, it's free."

Kisara beside him also nodded, covering her mouth. "Got it, come with me."

Fujimaru Kaede hurriedly placed everything on the table. "Just convert it directly into internet fees, and oh! Give me a luxury package worth ten hours of internet fees!"

"Sure to satisfy you."

Dragon teeth, dragon hearts were very dirty, but it didn't matter, the system's cash register didn't just take money, as long as it was 'valuable,' it took it all.

In the equivalent of cybercafe exclusive currency, the Prelati's Spellbook were a bit over 6,000, which calculated to about 120 hours of internet access at 50 per hour. There were a total of 98 dragon teeth, which the system directly calculated as 500 for 100 teeth, and 28 dragon hearts, each worth 60.

Altogether, Fujimaru Kaede made over 8,000 profit that day.

Calculating at 50 per hour for the cybercafe, it could cover 160 hours, just over 13 days. But Fujimaru Kaede wanted to spend 500 on something good, as the boss, he had to satisfy the customer.

What to eat? The food provided by the system was not cheap, starting from 20 for a regular cola, and basic food was even 30. After researching for a while, Liu Yuan chose the fried chicken and burger combo.

While he was tidying up, Subaru walked in through the door.

"Hey! Good morning!"

"Morning!"

Subaru sniffed the air. "This smell is... blood?"

The items brought by Fujimaru had already been cleaned up by the system, but there was still a faint smell of blood in the air.

"The currency brought by Fujimaru is a bit special, some fresh materials."

Hearing this, Subaru didn't ask too much, handed over some money, and started his day of internet surfing.

After about half an hour, Fujimaru Kaede, who had finished her bath and had her clothes cleaned by the system, came out with a refreshing scent.

"Refreshing! Boss, have you finished calculating?"

"Finished, the machine is on, and the food is placed next to the machine for you."

"Great~ Thanks!"

Seeing the fried chicken, burger, and cola next to the machine, Fujimaru Kaede excitedly swallowed her saliva.

"Boss, your choice is spot on. Delicious! Delicious!"

The aroma of beef in the burger almost made her cry, and the refreshing feeling of the cola made her feel like her efforts of over ten hours were not in vain. Not to mention the issue of covering internet fees, just having such a luxurious meal every day made her feel worth it.

Indeed, Chaldea had everything, but as the last hope, her and Fujimaru Kaede's diet was strictly limited. It was delicious, but it wasn't as enjoyable as fried chicken, cola, and burgers.

Seeing Fujimaru Kaede like this, Liu Yuan kindly handed her a glass of ice-cold cola.

"What were you doing last night? Did you raid a dragon's lair for all these dragon parts?"

Fujimaru Kaede took a big sip before retorting, "I ran out of money, so I just collected some materials. Boss! Do you have any weapons or techniques to humiliate and disgust people? My enemies are tough, and I might not be able to beat them, but I want to disgust them."

"Disgust people, huh? We do have something like that. I remember you opened the map over by the volcano, right?"

"Yeah."

"There's an Ayyy Lmao Headgear there, the Albinauric Head, no need to fight, just grab it. Then, you can go to the Royal Capital. sewers and pick up the Incantation called 'Unescapable Frenzy'. And the quest from Ranni, you haven't finished that, right? There's a Godskin Noble's outfit for you. If you're embarrassed to play like this, you can summon Mimic Tear, elder brother can substitute with you..."

At that moment, not only did Fujimaru Kaede fall silent, but Subaru, who had been listening quietly, also fell silent.

What was an Ayy Lmao? It was the big headed Albinauric guys. They knew very well. Those cute little creatures from Mogh's Rune Donation Dynasty had both been killed by them plenty of times.

They had also carefully examined the Godskin Noble's outfit, definitely a mind-boggling item. As for 'Unescapable Frenzy', they didn't know what it was, but it definitely didn't sound good.

But considering it wasn't themselves activating these skills but having her 'elder brother' do it, Fujimaru Kaede suddenly felt much better.