"Which superpower university is closer to the Tower of Truth?" When Mike asked this question, Kaelum and Elena looked at him like he'd sprouted a second head.
What did proximity have to do with anything?
You could access the Tower of Truth from anywhere on Earth, full signal, zero lag.
Only Anderson, ever the pragmatist, chimed in, "New York's superpower university."
As they chatted, an announcement blared from the summer camp's loudspeakers.
"Breaking news! Washington D.C.'s superpower university is establishing its first branch campus, located two hundred miles outside the Forest of Truth. Estimated completion time: three minutes..."
"We interrupt this program to announce that the Washington D.C. branch campus is now complete! Applications are now open!"
"Extra, extra! New York's superpower university established a branch campus five minutes ago, one hundred and fifty miles outside the Forest of Truth..."
"..."
