"Congratulations to participant Thor for conquering the 28th floor with an SSSS-level rating, rewarding all humans in the Tower of Truth with the additional buff [Jeremy]!"
"Limited-time buff [Chicken Soup is Here]: Humans in the Tower of Truth automatically receive a bowl of chicken soup, fresh for 6 hours."
"Limited-time buff [Companion Attack]: Humans in the Tower of Truth gain one summon chance to summon [Nameless's Companion]."
"Limited-time buff [Fuck]: Humans in the Tower of Truth can deal 28% additional damage by cursing their enemies during battle, duration 6 hours!"
"Permanent buff [Jeremy]: Reduces the difficulty of obtaining Exploration Rate for humans in the Tower of Truth when exploring floors below the 30th."