Alex glanced at the system time; it was only about seven in the morning. The usually quiet World Chat started to explode with activity due to the large number of items being listed simultaneously.
[NotARobot]: "What's happening? Am I seeing things? Just woke up and already shocked by Big Shot!"
[CtrlAltDefeat]: "Holy moly, over two thousand pieces of equipment? Did Hamburger Big Shot wipe out a whole tribe or what? This is insane!"
[NoYuri]: "And there's Commanding level equipment too? It's only day four, and Hamburger is already taking down Commanding level creatures? Too strong, bowing down to Big Shot!"
[I have three succubus slaves]: "The evil tree spirit suit is the real shocker, though. It's just too expensive for me."
[Big Lemon]: "How much for your succubus slaves? Can I buy them with food or magic crystals? My troops are orcs, and those female orcs are just too ugly..."
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