Alex thought the worst part about going on the double date was gonna be going there for he basically had to drag Bush all the way to the cafe. One can only be so wrong. Bush was like a child who had just eaten 2 kg of candy – couldn't stay still and even worse, wouldn't shut up. Alex knew that he would be safe from the energy of the other male once they got to their destination for Bush was the worst with new people and he hadn't actually met Cockjuice or her date before. He hoped they wouldn't warm up with each other too quickly though since then this would be a completely different story. Alex was also a bit scared about how wild things usually get with Cockjuice. She's the only one that's managed to bring this side out of him.
At last, they finally arrived. Not like a 5 minute walk is much anyways. The bitter stench of coffee found its way to Alex almost immediately. He loved coffee. This brightened up his mood immediately. Crazy how quickly one's mood can change so drastically due to just a smell.
Alex looked around investigating the whole place throughout. It didn't take long for him to spot the other two.
"Omg hi you two!" Cockjuice waved at the two that had just arrived.
"HELLOOOOO HIIII :DDDDD I MISSED YOUUU!!!!" Alex greeted, maybe a bit too loudly. It seemed like the whole cafe turned to look at them.
Alex turned to look at the male he had brought with him and pointed at the sofachair trying to signify for the other to sit at the side closer to the window. He didn't get it.
"SITTTT", Alex yelled again, not as loudly as before though while his hands flew all over the place. If not for his words, no one could have made sense of his intentions.
They both finally sat, now all of them waiting for someone to speak up again on what's next. All except Alex. He was observing the other two guests with them. Oh how they could both be mistaken for models. Cockjuice reminded Alex of a gorgeus vampire while Passion looked like someone straight out of an average teenage girl's favorite movie. They are like the perfect couple where as he had to settle with this slug of a guy.
"Someone should probably go place in our order", Cockjuice finally spoke up.
"Oh, I can do that", said Alex. Wow the first words from him that weren't obnoxious yells.
Alex put everyone's orders in his mind and walked up to the receptionist's stall. Unfortunately there were a couple people before him so there was gonna be a tiny wait. Fortunately the person right before him was an acquaintance.
"Ohh heyyy it's you!" Alex said to the old friend.
It was Thatgaydude. The one who busted immediately after seeing a fictional character, he has a thing for catboys.
"Omg hello bitch, what's got you here today?" Thatgaydude greeted him politely.
"Ehh just out with a couple friends, nothing really. You?"
"I actually have no idea. Do you have anything new for me?"
"No not really, I can get you some later tonight if you want to",
That was the end of their conversation. Before Alex realized, it was already his turn to state his order. It was only a mere seconds until he would have completely forgotten the items, let alone what he was doing. He submitted his order to the cashier and went back to the table with the receipt.
Nothing had changed from when he had left. Passion and Cockjuice were chatting while Bush was just awkwardly observing from the side.
After approximately 10 minutes, their drinks were brought to them by a young, probably around Alex's age, female with dyed red hair and a knitted sweater. Wait Alex also knows this person. It's Soysauce!
"Here are your drinks- whoahhh", Sousauce gasped in surprise, almost dropping the drinks as she saw Cockjuice.
Their gazes met each other as they both stared in horror. Did these two have some dramatic backstory?
"Ohhh heyy Soysauce, when did you chance careers?" Alex greeted, not understanding how to read the room. She didn't answer.
"You're lucky there aren't any yellow cars around", Soysauce stared at the other female in damnation. "I don't think I'm gonna give you forky"
"NO PLEASE, I NEED IT", Cockjuice yelped in desperation for the fork Soysauce was now showing off.
Soysauce didn't get to flex about the fork for long until Cockjuice almost jumped out of her seat, ending up with both of them practically falling and the fork flying straight at Passion. The sight was beautiful. If you just added classical music to the scene, it would have been perfect. As the two were falling in perfect slow motion and the fork flying at a nice 90° angle straight at Passion's face. The fork's surface glistened as it flew through the air, maybe even sparks of glitter could be seen as its slim body twirled in the air like a professional ballerina.
Passion catched the fork into his graceful grasp. Cockjuice and Soysauce gawking at the awfully gorgeus sight that was now before them. Or behind them, however you would take it. They were soulmates.
"Forky, I have something to confess to you", Passion said, placing the fork carefully onto the table. The fork, of course, didn't answer. "I- I'm actually also a fork". He said bursting into tears as he magically turned into a fork. There was glitter, light, magical swirls, everything. The sight was gorgeous.
"HUH?? HE- HE WAS A FORK ALL ALONG??? DID OUR RELATIONSHIP MEAN NOTHING TO HIM?????? GOSH I HATE MENNN!!!!" Cockjuice now also bursting into tears, getting up from the ground and running out from the building. What a happy ending those two had.
"Gosh now there's glitter everywhere", Sousauce muttered.
Alex also got up from the scene and ran to catch up with Cockjuice. She had gotten a lead already managing to leave the building before Alex could even react to anything. It took him a bit but eventually Alex found the sobbing beauty sitting on a rock alongside a river that ran near the cafe.
To Alex's surprise, someone was still quicker than him to go and comfort Cockjuice. A tall male, with brown curly hair stood next to her.
"Are you alright princess?" The fancy man asked her.
"No, my bo- ex-boyfriend turned into a fork and I found out he was cheating on me with another fork", Cockjuice answered, her gaze now high to look at the surprisingly tall man before her. Her makeup had turned into a mess, making the black mascara turn into a black flow of liquid down her face.
"Oh gosh, that sounds like a horrifying story, I hope I could help you with it somehow", the male answered, sounding like he didn't actually believe the story but was still playing along. He reached his hand out to Cockjuice, "My name is Granate, and yours is?"
"I'm Cockjuice", she sniffled, taking his hand.
Cockjuice looked like someone who had just fallen in love for the first time. Again. They held hands as their gazes met each other. Pink butterflies flew around them, the stream of the river was swishing harmoniously, the sun shined at just the right angle making it look like they were both glowing.