(Six Days Later… Sunday)
It had been a full two weeks since the one month training period had started and Naruto had finally decided to follow Sarutobi's advice and head over to the hot springs. He was thankful when the person working the front desk was a female who looked to be around his age, meaning she did not know about his tenant and would not refuse him entrance.
He entered the hot spring area clad only in a towel. He gave a loud sigh of relief as he entered the hot water and leaned against a rock; having never been to a hot spring before it was definitely a novel experience.
I'm soo going to have to come here again, He thought as he stretched himself out, feeling his muscles loosen under the hot waters.
Closing his eyes Naruto drifted off for a bit, letting the soothing warmth send him to sleep.
Only to be awakened several minutes later by the sound of giggling.
He opened his eyes and glanced in the direction the sound was coming from, where he saw a white haired man dressed in kabuki clothing with a large scroll strapped to his lower back, hiding in a small bush as he peeked through a crack into the women's side of the hot springs and scribbled furiously into a notepad.
Now having spent as much time as he had with Anko, Naruto did not particularly care about perverts. His belief was that if a female can be as perverted as Anko was, then it was perfectly acceptable for a male, after all, fair is fair. However because of his hyperactive senses, the blond shinobi found that all he could hear was that blasted perverted giggle and the man's pen furiously scribbling on his note pad. And it was beginning to fray on the last of Naruto's nerves.
'Hey Kyuubi, wanna see a prank?' asked Naruto as an idea to deal with the pervert popped into his head.
'A prank?' Kyuubi perked up, while she was not really much of a prankster herself, a part of her had enjoyed watching Naruto do them; it had been one of the few things she had found amusing when the blond was younger, 'Sure…what do you have in mind?'
Naruto snickered, 'You'll see.'
Naruto went through a few hand signs before disappearing in a puff of smoke, before turning into Naruko. Standing up Naruko walked over to where the old white haired man was scribbling away, using all the stealth skills she had picked up from out running the ANBU in her youth.
She grinned as she felt Jiraiya stiffen in surprise when she slid her arms around his neck, and then shock when he felt the feminine assets smash up against his back.
"How would you like to see a woman up close, instead of peeking from a distance," Naruko said in a seductive voice.
"Hehehehe." The white haired man grinned, blood dribbling down his nose, "Oh yeah! Come to pappa! I knew one of you ladies would be unable to keep your hands off me!"
The old white haired man spun around, however as soon as the man was facing her, Naruko smashed a fist under his chin. The old pervert let out a yell as he was launched into the air and fell back down, on the other side of the hot springs.
"EEK! PERVERT!"
SMASH!
"TAKE THAT YOU PERVERT!"
CRACK! BASH!
"HOW DARE YOU!"
BAM! POW! WAM!
"LADIES! PLEASE! I'M SORRY! AAAIYYEEEE!"
Returning to his original form Naruto sat back down in the hot springs and smiled as the kabuki man flew back over the fence, hitting the ground hard where he began to occasionally twitch.
'Not bad Naruto,' Kyuubi said as she assessed the tactic,'I think it was overall good, but you could have done the whole Kitsune seductress act better, maybe have made him fly into the females side through a nosebleed. I give it an 8/10.'
'WHAT!C'mon Kyuubi,' Naruto whined. 'I've only done this a few times. Besides you saw what he was doing. I doubt seeing a naked chick would faze him, even one as hot as me.'
'Then that just means it needs more work,' Kyuubi said with some finality.
Naruto sighed; I just can't get a break…
'What was that Naruto?'
'N-nothing.'
"Ugh…" Naruto looked over to see the white haired man groaning as he sat up. "What hit me?"
"I believe it's called righteous female fists of fury," Naruto commented with a snicker. "Though from the looks of your wounds and that you're still conscious, it looks like you're used to getting this sort of punishment. And since it seems you're so used to this, I'd have to assume that your some kind of masochist and this is how you get your jollies."
The white haired man glared at Naruto, "Hey show some respect gaki! Do you know who I am?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow, "Do I care?"
The man huffed however he quickly grinned. "Get ready gaki! From the east to the west…"
Naruto watched the man start hopping from foot to foot in a weird dance while he made some weird introduction. Sighing the whiskered blond did what he felt was the best thing to do at the time. He ignored him.
When the man was finished Naruto looked back at him with a bored expression, "I'm sorry did you say something?"
Kakashi suddenly looked away from Sasuke's training and pumped his fist into the air, "I knew I would get one of them one day!"
Sasuke just looked at his sensei like he was a complete idiot.
The white haired man immediately face faulted, "Were you even listening to me!"
Naruto picked at his ear, "Not really, no."
"You damn gaki! You need to learn to respect your elders! Especially one as great as me!" The man puffed up his chest.
"Respect is earned, not given," Naruto tilted his head to the side. "Besides, you don't seem to be much more than a pervert."
The man seemed to gain new life as he grinned at Naruto, "Ah! That's where you're wrong! I am not just a pervert! I am a SUPER PERVERT!"
"Did you girls hear that!"
"It's that pervert again! Let's get him!"
"Yeah!"
"Uh oh…" The man paled as he realized shouting that out in the hot springs may not have been the best. He looked back towards the blond, only to find him gone.
That was when he heard the fence to the other side of the hot springs get smashed open, and he turned to see the women, fully dressed in their clothes and holding bats.
And they were all wearing ANBU clothing.
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