So there I was speaking in front of my class. I was nervous for obvious reasons. I was giving an oratory as an assignment for my debate class. Well anyway you know how people say "imagine everyone naked" well I wasn't doing that but, it happened anyway. I was halfway through when everyone's clothes just, fell off. Yeah I'm serious. I got to see boobs in real life for the first time. Oh and I was suddenly speaking in front of my peers completely in the nude. It was like one of those stereotypical bad dreams people say they have in movies and stuff. And it did feel like a bad dream to be completely naked while giving a speach and getting super hard because you saw naked girls in your class.
Of course no one really looked at my boner because they were freaking out at their own naked bodies. The intercom came on and instructed everyone to remain calm and to shelter their bodies until the situation was sorted out. Kinda ended up being the worst day and speach of my life.