Cedric said "Come on, let's get this over with." They started to walk off but Harry stopped and turned around. As he approached Krum, Cedric asked "What are you doing Harry?"
Harry just reached for Krum's wand and then used his own to transfigure it into a dagger. He then took the dagger and stabbed it through Viktor's snitch catching hand and into the wood of the cross.
As he walked back over to his two staring companions, he said "I don't care what you say; the bastard is still getting off too easy."
As they ran through the maze, they were immediately thrown upside down in some kind of weird distortion charm. Fleur said "I've heard of this, just keep moving forward and we'll be okay."
Harry called out "Hey I've got a question. If we puked, which way would it fall?"
Fleur was in the lead as they went through that obstacle so that by the time Harry was in its full effects, she was already upright again and Harry was face first to her bum. He said "Hey Fleur, you know from this angle, your bum looks like a perfect heart."
Fleur laughed and replied "Still having second thoughts about the bonding?"
"I don't know. Do you wear thongs? I kind of like those."
She giggled and said "I'm sorry Harry, but I usually don't wear underwear. I don't like to cover my goodies if I can help it."
Harry smirked at Cedric and said "I can respect that. I salute you for it."
Cedric groaned and said "Will you two knock it off and focus on the task? And Harry, would you talk like that in front of Megan?"
"Not if I wanted my bits to remain where they are."
"Then knock it off."
"Yes Dad."
They progressed quickly through the maze as no obstacle or creature made an appearance until they came upon a sphinx. When she challenged them, Harry just pulled his new wand and tapped his arm with it. The sphinx took one look at the wand and felt the power that flowed out of it. She bowed to him and then stepped out of the way to allow them to pass.
Cedric whispered "What the hell was that?"
Harry replied "I don't know, maybe she heard about the boggart and skrewt and decided it wasn't worth it. I just pulled my wand in case she attacked."
As soon as they passed the sphinx, they found themselves in a clearing with the cup at the far end. As they walked, the hedges started closing in on them and they had to start running. Cedric moved ahead of them with his long legs and right into the path of an acromantula. Just as the spider was about to bite Cedric, Fleur conjured a fireball and hit it right between the eyes. The giant spider squealed in pain and ran away.
Harry and Fleur ran to Cedric to help him but he jumped up and said "Something has to be done, that man is a menace."
Fleur asked "Who?"
Harry said "Hagrid. He thinks things like giant spiders and those skrewt things are cute and cuddly. He might have the skin of a giant but none of the rest of us does."
Fleur chuckled "No wonder Maxine likes him so much. She won't be able to kill him during sex like she did her four husbands. He'd probably find her cute and cuddly as well."
Harry and Cedric looked at each other and said "EWWWW!"
They started walking again and stood before the cup. Harry asked "What do you want to do?"
Fleur said "You saved me from Krum so you both deserve it."
Cedric said "Well Fleur saved me from the spider so that knocks me out as well."
Harry said "Oh hell no. You aren't making me do that by myself. As long as Krum didn't get it I'm happy. I do not want to have to stand up there with those Bozos."
Fleur asked "Rock, paper, scissors?"
Harry said "Nah, we'd all be trying to lose and we would be stuck here all night and I've got plans."
Fleur asked "I'm hurt that you don't want to spend the night with me."
"Sorry, can I at least take a shower? I don't feel all that romantic covered in skrewt guts."
Cedric and Fleur both laughed and Cedric asked "All at the same time?"
"I'm not falling for that either. I'd grab it and you wouldn't. But I will tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm going to sit down and rest a bit."
The other two shrugged their shoulders and sat down as well. As soon as they leaned up against the pedestal, they were grabbed by a portkey and whisked away.
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