Gu Xiao wrapped his arm around her neck, "This is to teach you a lesson, when auntie's monthly visitor arrives next time, you'd better be good and rest properly, or else I'll make sure you bleed a river."
Qin Youbei: "..."
That scene just now wasn't like Zhu Bajie carrying his wife; it was more like Sun Wukong wreaking havoc under the Buddha's Mount Wuzhi.
She sat up, "Your girlfriend is here; I'm going to take a shower, and then go down to keep her company."
Gu Xiao raised an eyebrow, "My girlfriend?"
"Yeah, that girl who said she wants to marry you when she grows up. She said she hasn't seen you in a long time and now she misses you so much it hurts, her heart aches, her liver aches, and she can't sleep without seeing you." Turns out she fell asleep in the car; kids really are adorable.
Gu Xiao: "..."
It was only after Qin Youbei entered the bathroom that he figured out who she was talking about.
It was her little niece.
