"Just a few days old and you're already thinking of how to torment him. What's wrong with being fair-skinned? In ancient times, men were even described as 'beautiful as jade'."
Lu Yun gave Shitou an annoyed glance, displeased with his "disdain" for their son. She kicked him and said, "What are you doing up here? Hurry up and go down."
"Wife, now that we have Guaibao, do you start to scorn me?" Shitou was extremely aggrieved. The huge thrill of just having had a son also diminished a bit.
"Who's scorning you? I've been watched by mom and grandma and haven't been able to properly wash for days. Smell me, do I not reek? Aren't you afraid of being stunk up?"
Seeing Shitou's face full of aggrieved accusations, Lu Yun was both amused and irritated. How could this man, upon becoming a father, act as if he was about to compete with his son for favor?
"What stink? My wife still smells sweet."
