"You with your elf ears, small eyes, collapsed nose, and sausage lips..."
"You with your short legs, thick waist, thick thighs, and coarse pores..."
"You shameless thing!"
"You have no sense of decency!"
"Just by hearing your voice, I can tell you're no good, definitely a face full of freckles pretending to be beautiful, slathering on makeup to look young every day, acting pure while being a flirt, latching on to any man that comes by!"
"Your voice also tells me you're up to no good, sharp-tongued, definitely with a face like a monkey's rear, a poor, dark-hearted, and repressed vixen. When you see someone with a man, you drool; when a friend has a boyfriend, you're jealous, with a repulsive, shameless, and despicable heart! Always thinking the world is unfair to you, that it owes you a boyfriend, when in fact you don't realize how crappy you are!"
"..."
The two girls were going at it on the phone, really getting into it, showing no signs of stopping.
